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Do you still have the original “Serf’s Up” image? It haunts my dreams.

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"adventurers are actually more scared of you than you are of them"
"he's literally just doing what an adventurer is supposed to do"
"do you think they think of us as Giant Adventurers?"
"do you know how many other creatures would be infesting our cave if there were no adventurers?"
"how would you like it if you were bumbling along on your little adventurer day, and some giant dragon thing squished you for the crime of being yourself?"
"y'know, so many dragons are grossed out by them, but i think they're fascinating! Did you know some adventurers form symbiotic relationships with small monsters? Some of them even do a simplified form of spellcraft! Like, with actual magic and everything!"
"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."
"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

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whoever bought the domain spidersge.org and had it go to a simple html page with nothing except the text of the famous spiders georg post:
Thank you. You are doing good work. Hope you have a wonderful day
I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen
january 30, 2016
HAPPY 10th BIRTHDAY SFW SASUKE
I need a “humans are space orcs” thing where all sentient species are weird like that, but in their own unique ways
And a lot of them are aware of this (like we are when we make these “humans are space orcs” stories)
Maybe one species enjoys getting bit by something equivalent to mosquitoes. Maybe one actively avoids the hospitable places on their planet because it’s boring without a challenge. You get the gist.
I want to see a bunch of aliens (+humans) sitting around a table talking about how their own species is a bunch of freaks
Everyone is space orcs
Best possible addition. This is a top-tier insight
@hotcheetohatred
The thing about "humans are space orcs" is it was originally conceived of as a response to science fiction tropes in which every alien species had its own special thing except humans, whose special thing was either Most Generic, Most Adaptable, or Most Je Ne Sais Quoi. Like, in a lot of science fiction, Klingons are Honorable Warriors, Vulcans are Logical Scientists, Romulans are Cunning Strategists, and humans are all of the above in a way that leaves us slightly less good than any of them at their shtick but better overall and able to triumph because of our lack of specialization and the assumption that we are, somehow, just destined to be the best. See this scene from Enterprise for what I'm talking about. There's a similar scene in Mass Effect where Mordin talks about how humans are more variable and adaptable and less predictable than all the other races in that setting, which is super annoying if you know anything about how much our species is defined by the genetic bottleneck we suffered during the Ice Age -- the generic bottleneck that has left us all so genetically similar to each other that we can do crazy things like donate blood and organs to each other, things other species can't tolerate.
@prokopetz proposed that humans ought to get something special of our own that isn't just "We are the bestest and specialist in some generic way that feels like a vague and unsettling metaphor for American superiority and manifest destiny amidst all the other cultures of the world," and settled on space orcs because "Pursuit predators with freakish endurance" was the ecological niche we occupied during our own evolutionary history up until we started doing the civilization thing. The assumption from the start was that every other sci-fi or fantasy species would each be freaks in their own way, and the point of humans are space orcs was to let us be our own sort of freak, too.
People who expanded on the humans are space orcs stories immediately turned it into a reason to write little stories where humans are the biggest freaks or the only freaks and we are, in fact, the specialest most manifest destinyest je ne sais quoi-laden metaphors for the superiority of American culture over all the other cultures of the world. I hate it I hate it I hate it.
Which is to say you've reinvented the point of humans are space orcs from first principles. That's pretty cool.
Concept art for something in the works
This is what im doing when i leave a weird comment on your post btw

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fursuit PURSUIT
I hate that i keep Cackling at this. Fenn I love you
Black MirrOwOr
brain, heart: idiot bitches who never know what they want
stomach, genitals: idiot bitches who know exactly what they want and never shut up about it
lungs, kidneys, liver: pretty chill organs, all told. if these ones are complaining then i'm usually the one who fucked up
You don’t wanna know what happens when your kidneys are idiot bitches.
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another redraw for @poketcg-art 's event this time of dusclops another favorite of mine :3 its got a lot of really cool cards but i ended up on this one because of the lighting (part of vivid voltage with original art done by Kazuma Koda) which is under the cut
Be careful princess 🌸
I just love that multiple people not only thought “the black one is a princess and those are her bodyguards” but also came to the conclusion “they’re also, obviously, samurai.”

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I don’t think people truly understand the scope of the damage Sony is about to do to physical media. They literally invented the compact disc. They are the reason why Blu-ray as a format won the HD wars over HD-DVD. They have gargantuan influence over manufacturing disc-based media. If Sony as a company stops making physical media for their next gen gaming consoles, this is going to affect movies and music as well. If you buy CDs, DVDs, or Blu-rays, those are next on the chopping block.
Every so often I'm struck again by what an incredible job Whoopi Goldberg does playing Guinan. She was 33 when she first played her yet I have never once doubted that Guinan is a mysterious alien who is hundreds of years old. The effect even holds in screengrabs. How does someone manage to do that with their face.
I think it's both a shame that Goldberg largely gave up on acting and that Guinan feels completely underutilized in Trek.* On one hand it does save Guinan from being overexposed: there's no 'let's completely explain Guinan' because in an era before lore poising became endemic it was understood that you didn't need to know every single second of a character's life for them to be engaging; indeed, mystery can itself be a character trait. On the flip side, though, you just want more Guinan just hanging out and being a part of things because she's so much fun. It doesn't have to be a Guinan episode, just let Guinan bring a snack tray up to the bridge to the sucker on night shift, or cater the diplomatic reception, or visit Deep Space Nine to challenge Morn, the Nagus, and a Renegade Prophet in a high-stakes poker game for the fate of Bajor VIII, trading cocktail recipes with Quark, fixing O'Brian's love life, and telling embarrassing stories about Worf. Goldberg is a fantastic actress, can do comedy and drama, and we should have had more of her. (She even gets one of the only good scenes in Star Trek Generations. Do you know how hard it is to have a good scene in Star Trke Generations?) *Let's just ignore ST Picard's fumbling 'young Guinan even though that doesn't make sense' because like so much else in Kurtzman Trek its dumb and doesn't get why the original worked but not in an interesting way worth talking about, because franchise zombism is all about empty signifiers that are just there so they can be The Thing You Know From Before and that's the beginning and end of the creative process of their inclusion)