Cyborg seadog, tell me what you dream of

[image description: a watercolor comic of a bear snuggled in bed with a book and tea. it thinks, "this couldn't get any better." suddenly, lightning appears in the window behind the bear's bed, startling it. then, it starts to rain heavily. the bear pumps its fist and says, "yussss."]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

Soooo much onion-choppin’ goin’ on in here…

elefant

Who's choppin' onions in here, dammit?

I think it's really funny how the practice of bleeping out profanity is not only completely ineffective as a censorship tool, it's had the opposite effect of creating an environment where it's ridiculously easy to edit apparent profanity into footage that doesn't actually contain it. Like you can just grab any audio or video clip and bleep out anything and people will automatically mentally insert profanity in there it fucking rules.

I like it when my friends make art shout out to friends making art

do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me