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ICONS. The icons aren't next to posts anymore. Now I have to go find how to revert this :/
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TEENAGE SEX & DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA 2026, dir. Jane Schoenbrun
That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.
Picture of her from the USA Today
I would let her kill me for sport
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some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it
Shakespeare is like this
Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away
Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
Just got back from reading the Companion script! Such a fun read, I love the way Drew Hancock writes.
Here are some fun differences/details I noticed in the script:
•Iris and Josh’s meet cute involves a coffee bean dispenser instead of the oranges. Iris uses the dispenser but can’t get it to shut off, it keeps spilling coffee beans everywhere. Josh comes up and tries to mansplain it and help her but he ends up breaking off the knob to turn it off. They end up falling to the floor together and cheesily looking into each other’s eyes while coffee beans are falling everywhere. And we get flashes of a cliche romance between them (script describes walks on the beach, dancing on the rooftop, making love under satin white sheets).
•At the end of the grocery store meet cute scene, Iris’s line “The first was the day I met Josh. And the second…the day I killed him” is notably different in the script. It’s “The day he killed me” instead. Interesting! I guess they originally weren’t planning on spoiling Josh’s death at the beginning. And Josh did technically “kill” Iris when he made her shoot herself, so I’m guessing that’s what the line is referring to. I’m glad they changed it in the final product though, it’s pretty obvious Josh is not going to make it out of this movie alive and I like the clever nod to that at the beginning.
•Sergey’s house is described as “Frank Lloyd Wright on coke” which, as someone who lives close to one of Frank Lloyd Wright’s absolutely insane houses, I thought was funny.
•They all smoke a lot of weed.
•Josh and Iris are a lot more horny in the script. During the dancing scene Iris straight up starts groping him and grinding on him and their “eyes are filled with lust.” And in the scene right afterwards they are described as “fucking like rabbits” across “the entire room” including the bureau, the floor, and the walls. They also “break a lamp or two.” I’m actually glad this was changed, I think it makes more sense for the characters and for the movie’s themes for Iris and Josh’s sex life to be lacking this kind of passion. It’s more transactional and lackluster in the final product, he’s using her. Also nothing beats the shock and trauma of cutting straight to Josh’s orgasm face.
•In the scene where Empathix first brings Iris to Josh’s apartment to set her up, Josh says that his ex-girlfriend was named Iris, and he named his companion bot after her. Which is all kinds of fucked up and just goes to show how insecure Josh is.
•Josh is somehow even more of an asshole in the script. When he reveals to Iris that she’s a robot, he says that he bought her “used” and expresses jealousy and disgust at the thought of the “things [she’s] done with other men.”
•While Josh and Kat are walking through the woods looking for Iris, Kat asks Josh if Companions are unable to fake orgasms because they can’t lie. Josh basically confirms that and looks silent and sheepish. Kat can see what’s going on and makes fun of him for never being able to make his robot girlfriend come. RIP Kat you are missed.
•Patrick is kind of the one to accidentally kill Eli. Patrick and Iris and wrestling with the gun and it goes off, shooting Eli, who was standing off to the side. So sad. Patrick tries to kill Iris in revenge but he can’t because of his programming preventing him from causing harm.
•There’s a Patrick and Eli sex scene where Eli accidentally says “I can’t believe I’m fucking a robot” or something like that and that’s how Patrick found out he’s a robot.
•When Josh establishes a love link with Patrick, they have the same meet cute in the grocery store as Iris and Josh. And there are also flashes of “walking on the beach, dancing on rooftops, making love under satin white sheets” with Josh and Patrick, which I think would have been funny.
•At the end of the movie, after Iris kills Josh, Teddy the Empathix guy sticks around and asks her if she wants to sever her love link with Josh. She says no because she wants to remember what being in love felt like. Ouch.
•Before she leaves the house with the money, Iris goes to put on her own clothes, but realizes they are “feminine, flowery, dainty” clothes that Josh picked out for her. Instead, she goes for Kat’s clothes (a leather jacket, jeans, vintage tee, sunglasses) which are much more “her style.” I love this.

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Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?
100% guarantee I'll want a second date
It's significantly more likely
The odds don't change
It's significantly less likely
There wont be a second date. Absolutely not
Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r
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Pet owners, what kind of name does your pet have???
A food-item (Waffles, Peanut)
A color (Pinky, Hazel)
A real-life person (Marilyn, Paris)
A fictional character (Eevee, Simba)
A type of flora (Rosie, Willow)
Animal-like (Kitty, Gator)
A trait (Lucky, Buddy)
Something else
If you have more than one pet, choose the most applicable listed (ex: you have three pets named Cookie, Cream & Rocky, so you choose the “Food” option). Also, would be interested if you reblogged your pet’s name(s) in the tags and the reason why you chose it ^^
Pet owners, what kind of name does your pet have???
A food-item (Waffles, Peanut)
A color (Pinky, Hazel)
A real-life person (Marilyn, Paris)
A fictional character (Eevee, Simba)
A type of flora (Rosie, Willow)
Animal-like (Kitty, Gator)
A trait (Lucky, Buddy)
Something else
No pet
If you have more than one pet, choose the most applicable listed (ex: you have three pets named Cookie, Cream & Rocky, so you choose the “Food” option). Also, would be interested if you reblogged your pet’s name(s) in the tags and the reason why you chose it ^^
*gesturing wildly* and this is how I can for sure justify spending All The Money Ever to go see The Lost Boys musical
Why does everything have to cost money ):
rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

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I like this article because it’s not what you think it is.
the world is a strange and wonderous place