eve was a girlboss for eating that fruit. adam was a himbo for doing what his wife said. i will not elaborate

you literally do not need to queen you said it loud and clear

OH GOD, I can’t believe it never occurred to me that these were living people and they died.

This show.

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

though I still love Chronicles of Narnia the older I get and the more I learn the clearer it becomes to me why it would have driven Tolkien completely insane

The Santa part almost ruined their friendship

Tolkein is the nerd that complains that characters’ costumes and weapons are impractical and Lewis is the nerd that thinks the designs fuck

Tolkien is a planner and Lewis is a pantser; change my mind.

Which is even funnier when you also know that Tolkien got his revenge by writing Lewis into LotR as a living tree who couldn’t ever get to the point.

He redeemed himself

The duality of Manguin

Taking a poll, my lovelies. Booty or boobies?

Not to vent but: fuck