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This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed

off-brandhipster

Finishing night of drinking, thinking about the dude that runs a hot dog stand near the bar i like

Are they fantastic? No, ball park frank from the grocery store quality, basic condiments, recently added turkey legs and foot longs

Basic bitch hot dogs

BUT

Charcoal grill, and reasonably priced, and I'm drunk, perfect business plan really

Except he's not here tonight. After I hyped myself for those bottom shelf hot dogs with ketchup and warm onion

Begrudgingly resigned to going to the fancy sandwich place up the road

#Harold and Kumar forgive me

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Depression comic

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ambidisastrous

every major structural social problem right now is basically "we don't have enough skilled workers on the ground" and the reason is always "well we've been intentionally underpaying and understaffng them for decades to increase corporate profits" and somehow the news always just mentions the "shortage" without digging into the cause

air travel is a mess? shortage of air traffic controllers - for some mysterious reason

logistics a mess? shortage of truck drivers - for some mysterious reason

public transit can't meet demand? shortage of bus drivers - for some mysterious reason

We even mysteriously have shortages of doctors, nurses, teachers... FOR SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON

FUCKING PAY PEOPLE AND HIRE ENOUGH STAFF

nortism

Rules of the Les Misérables magic system (as far as I can figure out):

As long as there is still suffering to be had, Jean Valjean cannot die

Jean Valjean has super strength which cannot be depleted by age or his poor ability to look after himself (up to a point)

Once a person has met Cosette, lack of proximity to her will slowly drain their life force

The dead benevolently haunt those they loved while alive (ily ghost!Fantine)

Javert has an incredible ability to recognise potential criminals (read people from lower social classes)

Eponine has the ability to blend into the background but cannot turn this power off

The only one immune to this power is Javert which isn’t very helpful

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#every day is it's own punishment

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idly scrolling through the blog trying to see it through the eyes of my nosy coworker

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guess who has overlapping tumblr spheres

off-brandhipster

Somehow reminds me of that time you called out an early snudent for some anime thing

ivan-fyodorovich-k

ah yes, my first murder

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Anyway, enjoy the ai suggested short form videos from the forced data collection so you get to see stuff your coworker likes, maybe you can talk about it on break

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idly scrolling through the blog trying to see it through the eyes of my nosy coworker

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guess who has overlapping tumblr spheres

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Somehow reminds me of that time you called out an early snudent for some anime thing