i have no idea where i'm going

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

He also aggressively corrected himself whenever he accidentally misgendered a trans guy we knew because "there's already more women than men in the world, the more numbers we steal from them, the better." Did that even when the trans guy wasn't around.

Have you tried going to the door, keys in hand, before you're ready to make them panic get ready on time?

Yes obviously

Have you tried it with some manner of implied threat?

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

Have you tried going to the door, keys in hand, before you're ready to make them panic get ready on time?

HE FOUND TUMBLR??????

I’ve been here the whole time.

uh oh theres nothing good or interesting for me left to say in the conversation, its time to send some sort of image i have lying around in my gallery...

when i reblog something for a mutual and they reblog it from somewhere else #WELCOMEHOMECHEATER

Yes

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

Guy I know is trying to get me to rejoin my old re-enacting unit and he’s trying to tempt me with pretend rank for our pretend army

Ask for a pretend raise.

Oh that’s a given, I want at least three times my old salary

Be careful though, pretend salaries often come with pretend responsibilities and pretend overtime.

Sadly while the money and rank are pretend the responsibility for foolish males is very real

Does the pretend rank come with pretend troops to order around?