i have no idea where i'm going

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

When you're a kid you just take trees for granted. Then when you get to be an adult you realize that a fully mature tree cannot be created in an amount of time that fits in a convenient landscaping timeframe for love nor money nor all the powers of science. Then you realize that people are very very very cavalier about chopping them down

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

This program had its funding cut during the DOGE cuts last year and now the parasitic worm they were trying to slow the spread of has officially arrived in the United States.

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

4 days until wet rat wednesday

3 days until wet rat wednesday

1 day until wet rat wednesday

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

I'm not religious but I know who I'm supporting in this. More bullets belong in servers.

Remember when you had energy to do things? Those were some wild times

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

I elect @ivan-fyodorovich-k as our leader.

rip to c. s. lewis, you would’ve hated ai

Not sure how this works when shark skin is so incredibly smooth

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!