Sweet Jane

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

well open my bank account and call me johann sebastian bach the way I'm fuckin baroque

*with a dark and evil aura surrounding me* I'm shy

why does everything cost money

I hear you can pour river water into your socks for free

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

My favorite thing that I learned about The Importance of Being Ernest is Oscar Wilde faced a lot of criticism in 1895 after it premiered for writing something light and funny when there was war and suffering in the world. like we know common themes are found in art throughout time but so are they in art criticism

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..

"how was X so successful and productive and achieving?" wife feeding and clothing and cleaning and shopping and parenting for them and also probably booking appointments and personal receptionist work. AND stimulant abuse. and shes supposed to suck you off whenever. id kill him too #feminists

The thing with amateur local theater is it is almost always bad BUT keeping it alive is the most important thing

The joys of artistic expression cannot be limited to talented people everybody needs it to survive

This is such a hilarious take we should give untalented people who make bad art money you know just because guys

Exactly. Glad you understand 💗

good art grows from the soil of bad art, but also bad art justifies itself. it's still art

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere