Sounds-of-Success

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

ok this is the best thing i've ever ever ever seen everyone watch immediately

no one gets her (fictional character perceived by millions) like me

so it turns out that time actually does go by faster as you get older. just like how adults told me it would when i was younger. pisses me off

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

Very true but why does this jpeg look like the fever dream of a dying man

my parents trying to get ahold of me in 1998

your honor i was just furthering the plot