Alfred: Family emergency meeting! Family emergency meeting in the main sitting room! NOW!
Bruce, running out of the shower: What's going on?
Tim, half-dressed in a wizard costume: I don't know!
Dick covered in flour and tomato sauce: I wasn't trying to cook a pizza in my room!
Jason wearing a bear onesie: No one believes your lies, Dick! But it has to be bad if Alfred called all of us and not just one to yell at!
Damain running by in a prince charming outfit: Reinforcements are on the way, Alfred! Hold the line!
Cass sprinting by with snakes wrap around her entire body: HOLD THE LINE!
Steph, in a star suit that lights up to the beat of her favorite rock song: Bruce, do you know what is going on!?
Bruce: Apparently, I don't know what's going on at any given point in this manor. Why are you all....dressed like that?
Dick panicked: Not to make illegal pizzas in our rooms after Alfred banned us from cooking! Ha ha ha!
Bruce: Right. The rest of you?
Tim: Wizards are cool
Jason: I was taking a nap
Steph: I'm going dancing tonight.
Bruce: None of those answers justified your appearances but we don't have time. Alfred needs us!
Everyone in the sitting room: What's the emergency?!
Alfred: That came back to our doorstep.
Baby Danny Fenton in a basket: *Happy Babbling*
Alfred: It speaks evil.
Bruce: What? Alfred not this again. It's not a evil spirit its just a baby!
Cass: What do you mean, Bruce? Alfred wouldn't let Damian or me get close to the baby.
Alfred: That thing has been attempting to enter the Wayne household for twenty years! It always appears in a basket, trying to play with the strings of employees' hearts to bring it in. It's the same face, the same basket, the same intelligent eyes following every sentence! Its not a human baby! Its A thing of evil!
Damian: I forgot you're from the parts of England that fear the Fae
Alfred: Don't call their name, boy! I always leave it outside, but today someone brought it in. It was here in the sitting room! It can't come into the manor without someone helping it!
Bruce: Because its a baby....
Alfred: Who did this!?
Duke walking with a warm bottle of milk: Oh you guys are all here. Perfect! I found this little guy outside-
Alfred pointing at him: TRAITOR!
Bruce: Alfred please....have you taken your medication?
Tim: Bruce wait, the baby, it's eyes are glowing.
Duke: The baby is a boy Tim.
Tim: Right sorry. His eyes are glowing.
Alfred: It's bonded to the land! We're DOOM!
Dick: Alfred, please calm down. How about a snack? Would some pizza make you feel better?
Jason: Um, the baby is floating.
Steph: They do that sometimes.
Damain nodding: Martians' infants levitate out of their cribs. It's possible for infants.
Bruce: Alfred put down that fire poker.
Alfred: I will sent it back to hell!
Duke: Woah woah! Don't you come near my baby!
Tim: Alfred, don't make me tackle you. Please. I know you will hurt me. I want to avoid that.
Alfred: Out of my way lads. I must do this.
Bruce: EVERYONE ATTACK ALFRED
Dick: aghhhhh we're going to die!
Jason: The baby just went through the ceiling. Anyone else keeping a eye on him? Anyone?
The rest of Waynes in a bar brawl with Alfred: Agggggggggghhhhhhhh
Jason: I guess not. I'm going to go look for the none human baby.
