king of fire

in addition to likes there should be a "noble&true" option to react with when the post is agreeable & wise

I drink two cups of coffee per day not because I have an addiction, but because my body has adapted to the presence of caffeine enough that its absence causes mild but unpleasant side effects.

I dusted the TV stand not because it was dusty but because it was covered in fine particulate matter that settled from the air.

machine groaning gears churning steam whistle blows in blizzard HQ as the overwatch diversity machine explodes in a puff of black smoke and out on the conveyor belt rolls a third japanese character who happens to be a ninja

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

we need to normalize kung fu masters saying shit like "our school doesn't use such techniques" and explaining their flaws instead of just calling them evil wrong and foolish because i'm fighting this demonic path guy right now and he's not seeming foolish

Omg I saw this on YouTube a few days ago, it's so fucking funny I love it. This is their YouTube channel btw, if anyone wants to check out whenever else they make :D

can people pls stop posting memes like this. i am old and high and it took me ten mins to figure out if i was having a stroke or not

a puppy mill is a device usually consistent of a large millstone which is used to grind puppys up in order to produce flour

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

Barricade the door

i love seeing people with very little experience in stem try to write scientist characters working. “he finished the. equation 🩷” yay girl!!!! what was that for though