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Show daddy that nice picture again

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hmmm I think I will reblog The low poly 3d bird from daytona usa

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

since nobody wants me i should jsut go to the burlap buddy race and hop somewhere far away

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

when your bread comes out unexpectedly green because of the mallard reaction

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

i really enjoy how the r/piracy megathread — where i go to find direct download sites so i don't have to pay for a vpn — has a little blurb for each type of media. for example, they descrive "movies" as "Visual storytelling to evoke emotions and engage viewers, reflecting the human experience.".

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