warranty plus for fucking shit up

@goth-queen

I finally got around to hanging my single most insane crochet project and now I need everyone on the planet to look at it <3

Grey from Creature Kitchen

it's finally that time of the year again for the clinically depressed newscaster describing february with disco elysium music

character limit forced me to paraphrase

Oh my god

via @swatercolor [insta]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.

He loves the cage!

are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel

Shout out to Portuguese for verbing this!!