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tag game: what would your name be if your parents had named you like edward and bella named renesmee (renée + esme) 

Oh man this is gonna be so whacky let me see you put my grandmothers’ names together and you get … Maryanne. Oh.

Jeanina. What the fuck that’s so pretty.

Jecille. Not as bad as it could be.

Oh god mine are Malvina and Dorothy so Malothy? Or Dorvina? Neither I would choose.

Either Dory or maybe Morris? Daris? Idk

Cleoluz? Lufas?

Ha I’m so Greek mine would still be Maria. Or I guess Marmaria.

Margueritellen. Oof.

Virginia and Joyce. Voyce? Joginia? Jirginia? No thanks.

Carobhan? Siolyn?

Josian?

Blanca + Janet. Blanet? Janca?

Either Lillia or Lydian.

Edwine? Maurward?

Norlyn and Marima…

Noelann is actually kind of cute??

Riley or Shita? (^Ree-lee)

Ruace? Graby? Or potentially Groraine, or Lorace. Sigh. All the options are horrendous.

Sylgy

Maura. ❤️

Patrose?? Rostricia?? What if they go by more than one name????

True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.

T/F: No one will send me a t/f

Yo momma so far under ground she can see China.

Yo Mama so dead, she WOULD be caught wearing that horrible wedding dress.

Yo mama was so late to meet you for dinner that night, the restaurant closed down and now it’s a Starbucks.

The guard stationed at the door doubles over with laughter: “Help, I’m dying” Bracken looks up, “That’s what she said.”

Yo momma’s body’s so cold Idina Menzel was singing about her.

Yo mama’s been dead so long her clothes are back in style again.

Yo mama is so white, Casper the Ghost got scare of her.

@Bracken Yo Mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped everybody. You so ugly that compared to you yo mama looks like Miss America

Yo momma so outta shape she chose to take the stairway to heaven and stalled out on the fifth flight.

Yo momma such garbage, the guy who killed her left her on the ground of an alley like the trash she was.

Well, I look awesome in mine....side ponytail and everything.

@jsmapdi told me months ago that there’s a new xkit because the old one is dead. can anyone share the url with me please and thank you ♥

I see you're back? And that people actually care?

Even though I know it isn't, it looks like Mindy's hand is inside that guy's pants 😬😬🍆👋🏼

its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season

Buy cute, cheap lace leggings. Cut them a little above your knee. Hem them or don’t, but then you can wear them under your sundresses and not worry about how you sit or if your thighs chafe, and if anyone sees them they look cute af so hell yes

Or a little deodorant between the thighs is magical

Also, LUSH sells this dust called Silky Underwear that makes your skin smooth so they don’t stick together or chafe.

I love that we’re all here for each other in this season of need

Monistat has an anti-chafing gel that works wonders and I live by. You can usually find it in the feminine care aisle of any drugstore. 

Goldbond also has an anti-friction stick that I think is mean for runners, but it does WONDERS for thick thigh chafing!

Sometimes I worry maybe I’m the friend that no one likes but they all think everyone else likes me, so they all hide it, but then someone confesses they hate me, and everyone else agrees, and they team up to all stab me in the back 23 times at the Senate on the Ides of March

i have found that this is a perfectly valid concern

Stop it @clrmyr. You're a doll and everyone likes you.