local mon ruins everything

you'll never be punk yr clothes are from shein and yr makeup is from tiktok

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

So my bike was stolen from our garage last night. My beloved, custom, carbon fiber, most-expensive-thing-I-own-aside-from-my-car bike. I just found it listed on FB marketplace. Shit is about to go down.

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

may we all continue to be strange and off-putting little freaks in 2022 <3

2023 fuck it we ball

hooooly fucking shit I founds the most shark plush ever

like you all cannot even be prePARED

like what the fuck. how is he shaped like that

you cannot even undersTAND

I bet you think you have some semblance of an inkling of an iota of an idea of what this shark plush looks like but I promise that you are incorrect

Does anyone else even DESERVE to see him is humanity even ready is humanity even worthy

literally oh my god his face. his eyes. his shape.

are you ready. are you even ready

absolutely shaped