An Author's Dalliances

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

So today on the local news they covered that the US men’s soccer team beat Australia but the news anchors didn’t get nearly as excited about that as they did about the report about the local zoo releasing more endangered lizards into the wild and frankly I agree with them

@funnier-when-objectum

An excellent opportunity to point out that generative AI is little more than predictive text on steroids, which is why it “hallucinates.”

(tearfully) i just want everyone to be a girl…m-my lesbian greed…it can’t b-be sated…

“my friend is ALWAYS sick and cancelling our plans” it sounds like your friends life suuucks and you should check on them

One of the worst parts of being chronically ill is how lonely it gets. You need a community to help you but you realize just how conditional your friendships are on you being able bodied.

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive