so in case you all were wondering what I’ve been doing with my life um the answer is incessantly reading What we Do in the Shadows fanfiction so here’s a masterlist of my favorites so far! I may add some more later but most of them are Explicit so be *forewarned*
When we Sway (I go Weak)
includes lots of dancing, great descriptors, multichapter, and a fabulous bonus chapter
Sweet Home Clairton
the rarepair fic I didn’t know I needed but absolutely 100% did. incredibly well written sex scenes that seriously gave me chills + polycule!
Rehersal Night
Bdsm tones but it turns out so caring and sweet. One chapter pwp that you can’t help but love
Let me See You Come Undone
just read the author summary that’s all you need to know ;)
Give (n.): Capacity or tendency to yield to force or strain
yeah it’s just Guillermo and the dildos again don’t judge me
To Ease This Precious Ache
sexually charged sword fighting
Can’t Live Long on Starvation Rations
When I say this fic made me want to be worshipped I am not kidding. Absolutely stellar description and word use for a quick pwp.
If I was you I’d want to be me to
Quintessential cloak of duplication/ masturbation fic that we all needed to read
The Great Marital Accord
Because we all know Lazlo likes to get pegged
My Boys
In which Nadja gets the worship she deserves
Reply with your own Recs! I want to see what y’all have loved! I’m thinking about writing some but I want to get more of my thoughts together before I continue with what I started






















