Where My Hat Is

online usa-centrism doesn't rly bother me that much but i do think it's funny to act clueless on purpose when people reference directions within the US as if they're default. like "im from the east coast" ohhh which east coast? sorry i mean lots of places have easts yknow. you should be more specific haha.

"im southern" oh shit like globally? that's awesome. oh wait "the south of america?" like 😊🇧🇷🇦🇷🇨🇱🇻🇪🇺🇾🇲🇽🇭🇳❓:D

Those are their eggs

people are so focused on what the world should be that they miss opportunities to make positive impacts on the world and one way this manifests is the left’s trend of not voting

no one wants to work with the system to do material work for progress. they really want it to work like a disney movie, but this is the real world. you have to accept half wins over entire losses, because as we’ve seen these past few years the consequences of the losses are tremendous.

i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

Honestly as a chronically ill nurse this would be SO helpful. I've spent years learning to analyse every symptom I've ever had, I KNOW if I could feel it for a sec I could tell if that chest pain is epigastric, pleural or cardiac but instead here we are, giving you six different meds and keeping you awake and attached to an ECG at 4am to cover all bases,

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

I could not have anticipated that transformation if you had told me ahead of time