What, You Egg?

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

Hey op thanks for fundamentally rearranging my molecules in some helpful way this fine evening

This is a much better way to frame a very similar sentiment my mother raised us with. Whenever my siblings and I would have a disagreement of any kind she’d always say “would you rather be right, or would you rather be happy” and I always had issues with it because why would happiness and correctness live on those opposite sides of the scales. I think she was trying to teach us to pick our battles. If so, this is definitely the sentiment to impart.

no dude it's so cool how attached you are to that character who is singled out and ostracized due to the external monstrousness that clashes with their internal spark of humanity. and i love how drawn you are to themes of horror and love, nature versus nurture, otherness, isolation, and the abject. i bet you have normal feelings about your own personhood

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

@john-smells-well is

@john-smells-well Baby and Spice under the bed

Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

official linguistics post