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its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

does anyone want to play sexual tension with me

fuck its Already like 100 am

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine

"He glared at him with anger in his eyes, but behind that longing and sorrow over things left unsaid, a subtle but desperate yearning for things to be different, and with just a hint of roasted nuts right at the end."

we've all heard about the male gaze in media, but we've yet to explore the equally important sommelier gaze

Pottery sounds terrifying to me. Every post I see is like "Here's this awesome art I made!! Pray for me that it survives The Kiln™ :')" I don't think I could cope with making art that could quite easily blow up and I have no way of controlling that. You guys are true heroes.

don't forget about the kiln gods! it's common to make a little votive offering figurine and put it in with the firing pieces, in hope that it will either protect the pieces or explode in their place. i think there's something both romantic and brutal about fashioning a little guy with your own two hands to care for your work or explode. i think that if a creator god made us humans out of clay, he's got no one to blame for the fact we do both.

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

do you guys like remember when I made that post about how I hate sharing beds and people were like fr sending me anons going like "you need to STOP spreading this DANGEROUS MISINFORMATION about BEING AROMANTIC... many of us are TOTALLY NORMAL and LOVE TO SHARE BEDS and CUDDLE like NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE you are just a MEAN FREAK and you're making us all look BAD" like what the fuck was that

everyone responding to this who isn't aro but also hates sharing their sleeping space you are so brave and I will fight alongside you in this stupid war forever

and also other aro people who are specifically talking about being touch repulsed and don't want anyone in their bubble ever, bed or otherwise, that's not my particular bag but we're all in this together on Team Stay Out Of My Bed