ausgie's reblogs

the tiktokification of tumblr needs to be stopped

we don’t censor words here stop acting like a fool, when you censor words and tags people who have that word filtered due to triggers will still see it

one of those apocalyptic things that we have decided not to talk about is that straight guys do not wash their hands in the bathroom. its fucking crazy pills man.

This is transfeminism!

now i encourage people to play toys and have fun engaging with media. but at some point if all your media engagement is only shipping, and you think everything is shipbait, it starts saying more about you than the source material

if you, like me, are hesitant to enjoy what kinda sounds like "relaxes food standards" on the surface, I'm happy to report that this isn't "everyone can do what they want with your food supply without oversight" but rather a case where in NYC you had to have a permit to sell food and a second, superfluous permit to sell frozen desserts. This action simply removes the need for the second permit, rolling it into the first permit in order to help small businesses. Yay!

That’s it. I’m sick of your nonsense. (Magically transmogrifies you into Agnes Digital until you learn how to behave)

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

this is what summertime is like

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

Normal sized fidget toy

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE  𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂  OUT OF HERE!

Every time I think of this I have to watch it

“If We Knew What We Were Doing, It Would Not be Called Research, Would It?”