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I feel so ridiculously and incurably maternal towards Cartman. Specifically old cartman, not modern cartman (Although yes still modern cartman But to a MUCH much MUCH lesser degree) I’m talking pre-Scott tenorman must die Cartman I’m talking when he was just a little asshole and not a completely unredeemable monster. Although. I cant. I cant lie I’m so sorry I love him so much look at him he’s so fucking adorable I’m sorry

Like I apologise profoundly but there is indeed a reason one of my self inserts is his older sister like I’m so so sorry you can take me out back and shoot me for this one but like

he’s so cute

HIS NAME IS ERIC FOR GODS SAKES LIKE YES HIS NAME IS ERIC HE IS AN ERIC JUST LOOK AT HIM AND FOR SOME REASON EVERYRHING ABOUT HIM IS ADORABLE TO ME INCLUDING THE FACT THAT HIS NAME IS FUCKING ERIC THEODORE CARTMAN LIKE STOP IT

It’s getting to the point where he’s reaching the same status as butters on the ‘omg little baby boy my son so cute I literally fucking can’t’ metre

Again I’m not a cartman defender but I do love him like he’s actually my son like they have no right to make the sp kids THIS FREAKING CUTE there’s also the added layer that he’s the same age as one of my sisters and reminds me a lot of both of my sisters (they are bratty little handfuls and I adore them lmao)

Like he’s genuinely such just a bratty little kid and this is literally something that I could picture both of my sisters doing realistically like they are FULLY ragebaiting attention seekers lmao

but also like yes he is a horrific person but he’s also a cartoon so I don’t feel too bad saying he’s genuinely like the cutest fuckibg thing ever especially since I think all of the sp kids are the cutest ever Eric just happens to be a squishy little spoiled brat and I have an INSANE soft side for him for some inexplicable reason