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@silverbranchoffice
Okay sooo. I suppose I should introduce myself huh? While I'm at it may as well introduce my whole Office. Ahem,
Welcome to the official(?) Silver Branch Office Tumblr!
It's technically official, since you can chat to me about our Office and stuff and I'll even let some of my coworkers chat here if they wanna. But this is mostly my personal blog, and God's I plan to make the most of it, too long since I've had a phone.
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I LOVE using EGO I LOVE corroding I LOVE regressing to a worse mental state I LOVE how the LCE refuses to provide the LCB with proper EGO Gear
Jeez, dats not helfy -🪻
[Teo is somehow still chewing a bone]
... U-uhm, what Teo means to say is "jeez, that's not healthy" -🦊
I mean, ego in't fo evwehwone, wet awoon imomer gea -🪻
"I mean, E.G.O. isn't for everyone, let alone improper gear" -🦊
…Limbus Company does not care. Whatever wins fights is all they want. They even have a “Winrate” algorithm for the manager to use.
Dam, dey kina fuggin sugg huh? -🪻
"Damn, they kinda fucking suck huh?" -🦊
I LOVE using EGO I LOVE corroding I LOVE regressing to a worse mental state I LOVE how the LCE refuses to provide the LCB with proper EGO Gear
Jeez, dats not helfy -🪻
[Teo is somehow still chewing a bone]
... U-uhm, what Teo means to say is "jeez, that's not healthy" -🦊
I mean, ego in't fo evwehwone, wet awoon imomer gea -🪻
"I mean, E.G.O. isn't for everyone, let alone improper gear" -🦊
Hmm I think that scarf helps with evasion
Clean it up though
It looks dusty
Oh cool.
// Kath grabs the scarf and dusts it off before wrapping it around her neck.
...I don't see how putting a scarf on helps me dodge faster but I'll take your word for it
Sounds like EGO logi-
How’d you get an EGO-y scarf.
EGO really do be just...in the city.
Dunno why it's so frequent now.
Maybe there's a new emerging potential Wing utilizing similar tech to L Corp? Good luck trying to run that shitshow of a Wing to them, I guess.
Nono, EGO’s such a particular thing, if anything it’d be either right from an abno originally or it got extracted by like a facility.
…
Kinda like distortions.
Mmm...Distortion blood....mmmmmm...Tastyyy...
I should mix it with like- that Rock Flavor icee coffee.
. . .
[Sighing.]
What? I have to substitute SOMETHING.
You prefer I drink an orphanage or something???
…hey, so, you do realize distortions and abnos are similar enough sourcewise?
Hell, someone who stays distorted too long irrevocably turns to an abno.
...HEY SO DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND AN ABNO THAT BLEEDS????
Well, there is Bloodbath... -🪻
// Quick update since I'm trying out characters, here's two candidates for @lcb-hamlet (The one with a sword) and @silverbranchoffice (the one with a hammer)
//Fuck yeah!!!
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// I wanna... like... assign all my mutuals/friends a character/modded character in YOMIH... in case a fight happens and I wanna visualize it...
// If you guys wanna choose a character that best represents ur oc then go ahead (except for carmen she gets to be carmen)... otherwise I'll do sum vibe-based assigning........
// OKAY so here's the current very incomplete list (which includes Me, @definitelynotdistorter, @lcb-hamlet, @austere-without-an-end, @huskytheindexmessenger, and @silverbranchoffice)
// I'm attendant (because knives), Carmen's Carmen, Auster's Cowboy only because their sword and Cowboy's sword is roughly the same shape (NOT FINAL), Teo's beast (because dog, also NOT FINAL), and I don't know who's best to represent Hamlet and Husky.
//YIPPEEE, idk much about Beast but Teo is very woof. Teo's combat tends to be agile (when he's not very feral this is a detriment because he really likes using heavy weapons, particularly big hammer like Amy Rose so he never really uses that to its full potential and has to get creative), but when there's an excuse to go apeshit with claws and teeth or something he does just rip and tear
Whoever gave Teo a bone I hope your happy, they are no longer doing work, he's just been chewing on that thing and he's showing no signs of stopping, he's laser focused, I've never seen them like that before. I am both mad and kinda scared, where is this kind of focus when he's working? -👴
🦴
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY GRGRGRRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGR -🪻
[The excited noises went on for a while as Teo began playing and chewing on the bone]
There's so many cats on my feed today, and here I am just a little doggie all alone with no other puppies around... Woof... -🪻
... You being given Cobalt Scar back in Lob Corp changed the trajectory of your life forever, huh? -👴
Yeeee -🪻
…technically Cobalt Scar would be a wolf.
So Cute would prolly be closer to just dog, I guess, but that’s just TETH gear.
Ah well. Either way it ended with me wanting to bite things and wag a tail I don't have -🪻
. . .
…they.
Don’t they make tail prostheses?
Yeah, or you could eat like- a bolus.
Xu Dogs are close to wolves...
I mean...They're both Canis Lupis.
Tempting. Though yet again that requires either I pay.... Or I become a heishou and I'd rather not lose money or my freedom again -🪻
There's so many cats on my feed today, and here I am just a little doggie all alone with no other puppies around... Woof... -🪻
... You being given Cobalt Scar back in Lob Corp changed the trajectory of your life forever, huh? -👴
Yeeee -🪻
…technically Cobalt Scar would be a wolf.
So Cute would prolly be closer to just dog, I guess, but that’s just TETH gear.
Ah well. Either way it ended with me wanting to bite things and wag a tail I don't have -🪻
. . .
…they.
Don’t they make tail prostheses?
Unfortunately I don't have the personal funds to get any good ones and if I tried to use the whole office's funds, manager Wiktor would gut me like a fish -🪻
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There's so many cats on my feed today, and here I am just a little doggie all alone with no other puppies around... Woof... -🪻
... You being given Cobalt Scar back in Lob Corp changed the trajectory of your life forever, huh? -👴
Yeeee -🪻
…technically Cobalt Scar would be a wolf.
So Cute would prolly be closer to just dog, I guess, but that’s just TETH gear.
Ah well. Either way it ended with me wanting to bite things and wag a tail I don't have -🪻
There's so many cats on my feed today, and here I am just a little doggie all alone with no other puppies around... Woof... -🪻
... You being given Cobalt Scar back in Lob Corp changed the trajectory of your life forever, huh? -👴
Yeeee -🪻
am I the many cats on your feed perhaps
Mayyybeeee, but I like you so it's okay -🪻
There's so many cats on my feed today, and here I am just a little doggie all alone with no other puppies around... Woof... -🪻
... You being given Cobalt Scar back in Lob Corp changed the trajectory of your life forever, huh? -👴
Yeeee -🪻
// WOOOOOOOOOOOOO YYYEAAAAAAAHHHH BAYBEEEEEEEEE
// THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!! THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!!!!!!!!
// WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
//YESSSS FINALLLYYYYY
Sweepers, as far as I know, answer directly to the head, don't they? And they aren't individuals, they're a whole family. They answer as family.
Now. Corner a Sweeper, separate them from their pack, and they panic. They get scared, desparate for their family.
Now corner more of them, slowly gather a small pack of sweepers one-by-one, separate them from any contact with their family.
Let them starve, make them desparate.
...Then you have hounds ready to be released, under your control.
When one loves another, they let some things slide that only with hindsight they know is wrong. Don't beat yourself up too much, yeah? -🪻
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SOUR GUMMIES.
Oh somehow you make me miss that Sour Patch Kids mobile game. The tower defense one.
THERE WAS A WHAT -🪻
I wonder who this debit card could belong to.... Too bad I'm too lazy to read the name on it, hehehe. -🪻
Damn, didn't know you had it in you. -🦔
The thirst of money for snacks is greater than my empathy I'm afraid. -🪻
... Is it weird to say I'm proud? -🌕
I'm gonna order so many fucking sour gummies, mwehehehehe -🪻
