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She isn’t her step mom, she’s the mom that stepped up!
Congratulations on your new loving, extremely loud mom

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By the time the smoke had fully curled in on itself and solidified into flesh and bone, the air inside the circle was smouldering hot. It made the entry into the human realm less jarring, the demon found, and he took the time to flex his wings in the warmth before turning his eyes upon the figure in the robe.
“Speak,” he commanded. “And state why you have Summoned me.”
The figure raised her head to meet his eyes. “Is this a good time for you?”
The demon’s mind stumbled. “Excuse me?”
“Well,” the voice continued. “I did just summon you, like, out of nowhere. I checked all the spells to see if there was one to just send a message or something, but it seemed to be summon or nothing. If this is a bad time for you, I can absolutely try again later though.”
On second inspection, it wasn’t a robe his summoner was wearing. It was a long, sturdy apron. What his still adjusting sight had taken for a hood was a shawl tied round her hair. The demon stared at her with unblinking eyes. “It is as good a time as any, witch.”
“Oh good,” the witch smiled. “That’s a relief.”
“Why did you summon me?” the demon demanded again. This kind of small talk was highly irregular. He squinted at the stains on the witch’s hands, most of which he suspected were nothing more sinister than ink and juice. “What reason could you possibly have to call upon the likes of me.”
“Well, their names are Storm and Letitia and they need a babysitter.”
The demon stared at her some more. “They what-”
The witch met him with a smile of sunshine enthusiasm. “I checked your references in the Necronomicon, you are very good with kids!”
“I…” His bewilderment left him scrambling for words. “I tempted the minds of neglected children to cause them to swarm and lay waste to their town!”
“Yeah! It said in the book that they were all under ten years old and that there were at least twenty of them. That must have taken a lot of skill!”
The demon shifted his weight a little. When she put it like that… “It is one of my more infamous accomplishments.”
“Really impressive,” the witch nodded admiringly. “So I was hoping…maybe we can work something out? The kids would love getting to hang out with a demon.”
“Surely your kind has its own caretakers to hire.”
She deflated a little. “Yeah, well. Letitia has just started levitating and Storm is very focussed on animal transformations right now. Which is great! He’s so talented. But half the time he refuses to turn himself back when it’s time for dinner and, well, not everyone wants to deal with feeding a Iberian Lynx.
“Iberian Lynx?” he repeated, raising a ridged eyebrow.
“They’re both very fond of felines,” the witch clarified.
“I see.” The demon looked from the witch to the circle around him (it seemed to have been drawn with blue sidewalk chalk) and then to the room around her. There were several large diagrams on the wall with arcane symbols and occult sigils. Between them were drawings. A lot of them. Mostly of cats. Several of them had wings, or horns. He looked back at the witch again.
“Tell me,” he said, slowly sinking down into a cross-legged position on the floor. “Exactly how old are they?”
Commission done for @rareruiz 🥹 Ragapom good times
Concept: time travel into the future story where English is too different to cope but a member of the time traveling team is Jewish so they have a nice, clunky Hebrew Shabbat dinner with the Jews of the future while the goyish teamies are still trying to explain why there's only 26 English letters. Goyim arguing about wtf squaglorp is and Ruchel bat Shifra is snarfing challah.
they figure it out because there's a chesed room in the hospital they time traveled in, with Hebrew letters explaining the door code. Goyish teamies are like hieroglyphics or runes(??), WEIRD. Jewish teammate is humming the alef bet and gets into the snack room.
Then the local rebbetzin is invites them to Shabbat dinner.
we just keep cutting between The Future is A Foreign Place and Ruchel having din din with the beit dein.
Her friends are learning about Food Cubes, the Cubes That Are Food. We cut to Ruchel, who is unhinging her jaw to fit Big Piece of Brisket.
Her friends are arguing about How Pants Work in The Future, because it's weird for some reason. We cut to Ruchel, who is stacking baklava on her plate.
Her friends are figuring out how TF currency works. We cut to Ruchel, who got asked to bless the challah for being the guest.
there's another Jew from the 21st century who accidentally schwooped to the future. Same place, same time. Rebbetzin and Rabbi are like IT'S KISMET.
Unfortunately, they're Ruchel's Weird Summer Camp Ex.
It's all fun and games until Ruchel gets asked to lead Adon Olam the next morning. The schmaltz sweats hit when she has to pick a tune that she knows AND the tribe in 3017 knows.
@trekkele makes a good point in the tags: #rom com but the premise is bonkers wacky#perfect
I hadn't even considered this as a rom com but it works!
What should we name Ruchel's Weird Summer Camp Ex That Rescues Her With The Correct Adon Olam tune?
Sam
Eli
Noa(h)
Ari
Jordan
Ruchel shrieked. "Everyone I've ever loved is dead!"
"I'm not dead!"
"You've been dead to me since 2013."
I think the people whose job it is to go down sewer pipes with shovels and jet hoses to clear fatbergs should be allowed to capture this guy and hunt him through the municipal drainage network for sport.

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Yugi stares up at the dragon. “You are very big,” he says. “And you’re very small,” the dragon says back. --- When you’re a sphinx cub, the worstest, most boring thing in the world is having to wait while your newly acquired human person caretaker (and future grandpa) buys the gross veggies he insists are “good for you”. Luckily for Yugi, the accidental demise of his Worst Enemy (the child harness that’s supposed to make him Stay Put) gives him the chance to have An Adventure. It’s just his luck that that accident was him falling into a delivery to a dragon’s lair.
not everything you give will echo back to you. not every act of love, kindness or presence will be seen, named or remembered, but that doesn't make it any less real. you won't always see the ripple. you won't always get the confirmation. but that doesn't mean your light isn't working. it just means your impact is bigger than you can see. you may never know who made it safely to the shore because of you, but someone did. someone always does 🌟⛵️🌊💌🌻
"The creator definitely didn't put that much thought into it" well then clearly someone else has to and I think I'm the weirdo for the job
GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3
Other things you can do:
Linked footnotes
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Fake ao3 authors notes and kudos button
Freaking discord chats
Its fucking amazing. Ao3 is fucking amazing. Can I legally marry a website?
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
WHAT
One of those times I'm reblogging something so I can find it again later
Oh, HELL YEAH
This is how the world should be ❤️
At no point did I predict what happened next in this video.
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Today’s sea slug is Cuthona divae, commonly known as the rose pink cuthona.
Image source: https://www.inaturalist.org/photos/139147756
The good part about messing up a Plot Thing while your fic chapter is still being drafted is that you can Fix It without anyone ever knowing
says the person who admits to its existence on tumblr
but eh it's not the worst thing, just needs a little workshoping
Um.
i don't think "flex" is a strong enough word for whatever the last three minutes of my life was
That was one of the most beautiful sequences I have ever seen.
Marahute the eagle and her animation are some of my most formative memories of learning to adore animation as a discipline. I wore out our VHS tape of this movie just watching her sequences over and over again.
The speed, scale, weight and accuracy with which lead animator Glen Keane captures her motion and movement, and balances the scales between anthropomorphizing her and keeping her strictly animal... it's just masterful. It is so, so beautiful as a piece of craft.
This was 20 years before How to Train Your Dragon, and that first flight has so much of the same energy.
Also, can we talk for a hot minute on how Marahute first catches him? Normally nowadays it would just be a sudden catch to add to the “drama” but in this she actually takes the time to relatively gauge his fall speed and match it so that she can safely catch him rather than kill him with the sudden impact. Even though they show the whole thought process, the perspective and point of view only adds to the power of the shot and it’s utterly fantastic. You realize you’re being carried by a beast that can fly better than any plane or machine and immediately feel the security of her abilities once on her back. I saw this scene when I was a child in theaters and it’s still one of the most impactful moments I’ve ever experienced in film.
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here's to being over 2k words deep in au backstory for a character
just even if no one ever reads it, if I'm the only one who enjoys its existence it was worth it
yugi june day TEN!!!!!!!!!