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the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING
yeah it makes life worthwhile. i hope you get to hang out with a bunch of people you really like for several days in a row some time soon!
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Unfortunately, a lot of people's idea of feminism does not hinge on women are autonomous beings who deserve equal rights and opportunities, but instead on women are beautiful and precious objects that should be treated well which is not actually the same thing. At all.
the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.
What they're doing to you:
(via The Star Wars Underworld at Bluesky)
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for sale. shoes baby. yuppp the baby is made of shoes. dont want it. it is not right. babies are not supposed to be composed of that
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I'm just saying if I was a man I'd be packing
“National teacher shortage” is a fun way of saying that the USA has made a passion driven job so ungodly inhospitable that even people who “just care about teaching, not the money” don’t even care about teaching anymore.
you mean i could make less at school than at mcdonalds while working 60+ hours a werk and being expected to take a bullet any minute and contracting every disease ever and still not be able to cover my bills june-september while parents and politicians blame me for why their kids are gay
don’t forget mandatory interaction with the school cops every day. y'know, the very normal thing where schools now just have cops that hang out there
this feels like a tip of the iceberg of an absolutely batshit rabbit hole kind of situation
You know, my dad often says that he doesn’t have social media accounts because he doesn’t wanna get caught in a bubble. He often uses the example of people that are into quilting. That if you really want to you could make your entire world quilting and never see anything unrelated to that.
I think what he doesn’t understand though is the extent to which these bubbles eat themselves alive to the point where the quilting circle eventually turns into a forum that discusses the health benefits of eating uranium.
Or whatever this is.
Anyways, remember to have someone in your life who isn’t super online so they can ask you what the fuck you’re talking about when you bring up your equivalent of the hormone pants.
I would be such a good high priestess in a fantasy world. I would be great at walking about in veils and only speaking loudly during important ceremonies, otherwise whispering short sentences into the ears of my holy attendants to speak for me. I'd be awesome at holding aloft a chalice of blessed water and/or blood and maybe even guarding a dark secret about how the god we all worship is actually evil and we're totally gonna sacrifice that wounded hero we just nursed back to health after finding him in the forest surrounded by thirty slain wolves.
I would still do all my unhinged Tumblr posting but it would be in a secret diary hidden within the walls of my holy bedchamber, undiscovered until the temple collapses when the sacrifice goes wrong. So no worries there, you'd get my posts late and all at once is all.
If I got isekaied I would immediately check out the local religious scene. See if there's an in. For a lot of them you have to be rich or nobility or whatever to get a really good priesting job but not all of them, and there might be a way to leverage my mysterious alt universe knowledge, especially if I develop Cool Fantasy Powers with the dimension jump. "Oh you need to go on a world-saving adventure" no I don't. Nearest prosperous city. Coolest looking temple that doesn't forbid my age/race/gender/whatever. I'm locking the fuck IN.
#i am impressed OP has isekai contingency plans#mine would probably be 'whelp guess this might as well happen'#and hope I can either leverage literacy#or get the closest equivalent to a data entry job isakai fantasy world has got
Unless you think you can score a job with a trader or as a royal accountant, that data entry job is very likely also going to be Priest.
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If you think about it, Back to the Future is the anti-Oedipus Rex. Marty tries to save his father's life, then goes to great lengths not to fuck his mother.
I mean, Oedipus was very much doing the same thing. Literally Oedipus's entire thing was that he was trying very much not to murder his dad or sleep with his mom. He left his home and entire country to avoid doing either of those things once he found out about that prophecy.
The problem was, Oedipus's bio-dad tried to off him when he found out the prophecy when Oedipus was an infant, only it didn't work and Oedipus's parents who raised him found him but didn't know where he came from. When he left the country he was raised in, he went to the country he was born in instead, because he didn't know to avoid it. And he was just as horrified as everyone else when he found out that he'd ended up fulfilling the fate he'd worked so hard to avoid.
TL;DR: Oedipus wanting to kill his dad and fuck his mom is Freudian propaganda; Oedipus wanted to do neither of these things, but one of the key themes of his story is that no one can escape their fate.
@one-time-i-dreamt I ran into Sam Reich and Brennan Lee Mulligan, and ended up saving their lives. We started talking and I mentioned how much I enjoy their work, and then as a way to repay me for saving them they gave me a spot on Make Some Noise, which then terrified me as I felt I was not nearly funny enough to be on a full length make some noise episode, and wished that I had been given a spot on game changer instead. I was about to ask for a spot in Dimension 20, but I felt like a season long commitment was too much to ask for, even though I had saved their lives. The dream ended with me planning on taking improv classes to make sure I don’t embarrass myself on tv. @samreich
Tumblr is such a magical place. The mature content filter is shielding me from photos of ballgowns, but you better believe I've seen the entire uncensored ass of those hockey guys every day this week.
dnd setting where dungeons are as ubiquitous as roman ruins are in parts of europe
"i was just trying to dig a pond in my yard when i hit some kinda puzzle door, now i gotta get the adventurers guild involved. they say its gonna take at least 3 months to explore the whole thing, can u believe that?"
There should be large predatory birds that prey on cars during traffic jams. They should live on mountains and manipulate dreams to cause DUIs and thus fecund hunting grounds.
Bored in traffic listening to a podcast. A sudden explosion of feathers and crunching of iron. The glint of a 2019 Toyota carolla and the distant screams of a software developer.
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I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.
Merry X-Men Holiday Special #1 - “#Hotclaws for Hanukkah” (2018)
written by Charles Soule art by Ryan Browne & Jordan Boyd
