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I think it’s really cool that in Project Hail Mary the astrophage, which are literally killing all life by eating stars, aren’t really treated as the villain or evil? From the very start Ryland is treating it with curiosity and fascination, wanting to understand more than destroy.
One of the most memorable scenes in the movie is when he’s IN the Petrova Line, and he’s having a moment. Because it’s beautiful. It’s destroying galaxies, uncountable lives, but it’s still beautiful.
The astrophage is a problem, yes, but it’s treated as any other organism. It’s just doing what it does, because it’s also alive and happens to eat stars. Ryland is just happy to have the chance to study it because it’s from space.
Also that the astrophage is both the problem and part of the solution! Like... yes, the astrophage is killing the sun. But it's also the exact fuel they need for the spaceship they've made, and for Rocky's ship as well. So it's presented as both a good thing and a bad thing!
Same goes for the taumoeba Grace and Rocky discover that eats astrophage. It's exactly what they need to save their worlds. But it also almost kills Rocky and is the reason that Grace is unable to return to Earth as the two of them planned to. And it's not presented as evil or cruel for almost ruining the missions (and almost killing two worlds). The taumoeba's doing exactly what it's supposed to do; eat astrophage. That it's able to get to the astrophage fuel stores is a mistake on Grace and Rocky's part, and is treated as simply another obstacle to overcome.
I love that.
I also love that there aren't really any actual antagonists in the film. It makes it very clear that none of the named characters we get to know are evil, or even particularly bad; they've all just been put in horrific situations by events beyond anyone's control. And now they have to live with that as best they can. It breaks my heart every time Eva says that more of the Earth's population will survive if the governments of the world work together, "...which they won't." Because you can both see and feel her heart breaking as she says it. She doesn't want those people to die. She doesn't want Grace to die. She doesn't want anyone to die. But that's not an option, and she's the one staring down the speeding trolley with her hand on the track switch.
Even Grace himself, who is shown to be a very kind, caring man, ultimately refused to go on the mission. Knowing that literally everyone will die if he doesn't. It's an objectively selfish, cowardly, cruel choice. The sort of call we all like to think we'd never make if put in such a situation ourselves. But he still makes it, and that scene's a punch to the gut every time I see it, too.
But the film doesn't punish him for it.
The film doesn't punish anyone, really.
The last shots we see of all the people we know? They're happy, smiling, content. They don't carry grudges or resentment, no 'I told you so' or 'I'll never forgive you' type lines. It's a subtle indication that there is no need for punishment or retribution, because none of these are bad people. There are no villains in this film, just a bunch of people doing the best they can in impossible circumstances and some extremely basic space organisms doing their thing.
It's fascinating and beautiful and heartbreaking and gods I wish it was still playing somewhere near me so I could go and see it again! <3
Gotta say, nothing brings out the supervillain in me like planning to do something nice, a pleasant surprise, or a thoughtful gift for a friend/family member.
I'm talking full supervillain, btw, the laughter, rubbing hands together, evil smile... for frick's sake, my posture even gets worse! Like, full on, 'wearing a black cape and top hat, hunched over and cackling to myself' posture.
I don't know why I do this! Something about it just activates the evil vizier portion of my brain. It didn't used to. Just got this guy in my head now, chortling away in his spooky candle-lit tower in the dead of night, talking to his crows. Because that sweet, innocent young maid of humble origins who works in the scullery has just learned that one of her elderly relatives has fallen sick, and now she would do anything to get them the aid they need, anything, but little does she know... she's been working at the palace long enough that she's actually due for a raise anyway! In fact, she should have received it a month ago, but the paperwork slipped between the cracks, meaning she's also owed back pay and an inconvenience bonus! She'll never see it coming, Crowmurasaki, this is going to take such a burden off of her shoulders! >:3
(fills out all the appropriate paperwork, then creeps over to the treasury department to file it properly, cackling like a crazy person the entire time)
I have been wandering in search of snacks, that I may receive oil to sharpen my needle!
And I found a boss fight that I somehow missed earlier.
This was... not a pleasant surprise. My last bench was pretty far away.
Fortunately? The Cogwork Dancers being my last boss fight prior to these two meant I was surprisingly well prepared for this fight, and I legit beat them on my first try.
Wasn't expecting that.
Also wasn't expecting there to not be a 'surprise' phase two of the fight where the second boss went bananas on me. They just screamed and left.
They're plotting revenge, I just know it...
On the plus side, the fleas, I have learned a valuable lesson.
All the fleas awoo in harmony if you play music for them.
They're so talented. <3
Also also, bonus sapient flea! He has a silly mustache, and he also sings.
OH MY DAD!!!
My Beastie sings! We can jam together! Precious baby, I love! <3 <3 <3

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When you're in such a hurry to say hi to Sherma that you ignore that Caretaker's actively calling and waving to get your attention.
(He was shouting 'Oi' at me and waving his arm for the whole conversation, I couldn't even hear myself and Sherma talking over him, it was kinda hilarious.)
Also, kinda low-key love the imagery of these two standing here, and how you can stand between and talk to each of them in turn to receive to utterly different world views.
I have found Whiteward!
It's spooky!
On the plus side, I made a new friend! <3
We're BBBFs (Best Bench Buddies Forever).
I found the Dancers!
I love them! <3
I've only faced them properly once, but I can already tell this is going to be a boss fight I really enjoy. <3 <3 <3
I was right, I'm loving this boss fight so much, holy frick I'm looking forward to unlocking something like Godhome in this game so I can fight them over and over again! <3 <3 <3
On the up side, I beat the Dancers! Woo!
On the down side, I beat the Dancers.
And now I can't fight them anymore.
Sad.
:(
Gonna just sit here on my steampunk bench with its own dramatic mood lighting and be tragic for awhile. TT^TT
I found the Dancers!
I love them! <3
I've only faced them properly once, but I can already tell this is going to be a boss fight I really enjoy. <3 <3 <3
I was right, I'm loving this boss fight so much, holy frick I'm looking forward to unlocking something like Godhome in this game so I can fight them over and over again! <3 <3 <3
Some of you may not want to hear this, but sometimes autism accommodation means giving that socially awkward person who said something that came off as passive aggressive or uncomfortable the benefit of the doubt. Not everyone is capable of reading social rules and cues effectively, I thought this was autism 101.
you can always ask for clarification or (NICELY) explain how it came off to you, remember!
I have an autistic coworker who used to say really uncomfortable things to museum guests while making small talk. like bringing up active, controversial revolutions in their countries if they were international, and such. finally, after a group of Hawaiian guys got visibly angry when he asked if they were "in the military or just rich" to be able to live there- meant to be a cost of living joke -I said, "hey, personally, I try not to talk politics with guests. sometimes it may upset them and we don't get paid enough to deal with that"
he looked thoughtful and said, "oh, I never considered it that way." turns out he was just a geopolitics nerd and didn't realize people might react emotionally to what he saw as a purely intellectual discussion
he hasn't done it since
Oh mood. Another frustrating thing about this scenario from the other side is when you straight-up warn friends and coworkers about this... and they still don't get it.
Like, I have ADHD, not austism (not that's diagnosed, at least), but I can be very direct/blunt. Some of it's not realizing how I'm coming off at times, some of it's from having bumped into so many miscommunication issues over the years (due to lots of things) that I like to be very clear. And like... I know I'm like this. You can tell, because I'm telling you now. So it's something I actively work to keep an eye on when I'm interacting with other people, so I can catch and correct myself then apologize before it causes problems.
It's also something I tell new coworkers when I meet them. "Hi, I'm Green, pleased to meet you! Heads-up, I can be too blunt sometimes. I do my best to catch myself when this happens, but I'm not perfect, so sometimes I miss that I've done that. If I say or do anything to upset you, please let me know immediately so I can apologize and correct my behaviour." Responsible self-regulation, with a small request for a little wiggle room in case of mistakes.
Only then we actually work together for awhile, I inevitably mess up at some point or another... and people get mad at me for being a jerk or I get told off by the boss for being rude. Only, 95% of the time, it was a genuine mistake that I feel horrible about. One moment that stands out in my memory is my boss asking me to count inventory for a product we had dozens of. I'm not good at that sort of task, numbers start jumbling in my brain if I've been counting too long, and I warned her of this, but I did it when she told me to. Partway through, I got the idea of marking down every ten I'd counted, then did that for the rest of them, tallied up the total at the end, and proudly gave my boss the info, announcing that I'd figured out a way to do it right.
To this day, from the vibes she gave me, I'm certain that she believed I was being lazy and trying to get out of doing the task because I just didn't want to do it. In actuality, I was just really afraid I'd get the count wrong, mess up the store's inventory logs, and create a situation that snowballed into a big problem later down the line.
So many people are happy to offer help to neurodivergents when things are going well, or we're having a picturesque problem. Almost no one wants to step up, grant space, or give the benefit of the doubt when the problem's messy or ugly or uncomfortable for them personally. And, unfortunately, for me at least, those tend to be the times we need the most support. :/

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I found the Dancers!
I love them! <3
I've only faced them properly once, but I can already tell this is going to be a boss fight I really enjoy. <3 <3 <3
So this is Shockwave therapy pet chicken, which started as a joke between me and friends and then it kinda became an actual thing that I added in the lore in my AUs as a therapy pet for him because I thought it was cute ✨.
The best part is that we can't even remember what the joke was, we only remember that it involved Shockwave playing Stardew Valley and having a chicken called "Picasso".
And the fact is that I got extremely attached with that Idea that since that day, every time I draw Shockwave I had to add this lil chicken 😭
Investing in this at 15 notes.
I have submitted the appropriate paperwork and files to renew my SNAP and medical aid benefits.
I hate everything, and wish petty grievance upon the world now, but I did it.
Someone wrap me in a blanket and tell me I'm pretty now, please.
today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring
Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?
we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation
So after extensive interrogation I have an update:
my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.
the truth is actually weirder
she’s aware dandelions look like this
she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions
she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?
she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.
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For comparison, this is a daffodil
See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.
i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)
Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???
This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.
They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!
This is a marigold:
….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u
But. But these are daffodils…….?
I AM GOING TO SHOVE DAISIES DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL THEY SPROUT OUT YOUR TOENAILS
Edgeworth and Phoenix having an argument about flowers, presumably in court, presumably in the middle of a murder trial.
Remember: women can regenerate your health if you think about them for long enough, but be careful on overcharging it
i do nothing but think abt women everyday. have i overcharged it.?
Your natural yuri abilities have given you a resistance to this debuff, but at the cost of being easily flustered by women which temporary disables your abilities
wow...! thanks for the tip! i think im finally ready to face the dark lord!
ghhhooooohh fuck. shes sopretty.

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Gonna admit, one of the funniest things to become a source of pain and despair for people in recent times, to me at least, is the whole 'Baby Shark' phenomenon.
Mostly because I learned that song back at stay-away camp in the 90s.
Christian stay-away camp.
"But Green," I hear you ask, "Did you not sing almost exclusively songs relating back to Christianity while attending an overtly Christian camp? How did they manage to have a song like 'Baby Shark' meet the appropriate level of Biblical for such things?"
Well, you see, my dear reader, in our version of the song, there was no little fish, or whatever quaint concept the 'children's' version of the song now has.
There is a swimmer.
And a shark attack.
Then CPR.
But it's too late. (sung in tragic tones, with the accompanying choreography being to dramatically tap your wrist with two fingers of the opposite hand, symbolic of a pulse ceasing)
And then?
Why then, naturally, because this is Christian camp, the swimmer goes to Heaven!
And meets Jesus!
:D
In retrospect, that camp was weirdly more hardcore than any of the others I ever attended. 0% religious trauma, 5% cathartic screaming for the heck of it during Capture the Flag because we realized nobody was going to be bothered by it, 10% Camp Rock vibes because this was a group of kids who grew up with hymns and thus we all knew how to sing.
I can speak for no other such camps, for I only attended the one, but I did have enough fun to go back next year. Fond memories, good times!
okay but I did not know that there is a story about f. scott fitzgerald nervously showing ernest hemingway his penis because zelda said he couldn’t satisfy a woman with it and ernest hemingway was like “lol no dude you’re fine”
what are the modernists even
the best part of that story in context is that before they pull out their dicks, hemingway spends the better part of a chapter physically describing fitzgerald in great detail, claiming to be grossed out by him but obviously, obviously uncomfortably attracted
oh my god, it got better. I just went to find an excerpt and
Scott was a man then who looked like a boy with a face between handsome and pretty. He had very fair wavy hair, a high forehead, excited and friendly eyes and a delicate long-lipped Irish mouth that, on a girl, would have been the mouth of a beauty. His chin was well built and he had good ears and a handsome, almost beautiful, unmarked nose. This should not have added up to a pretty face, but that came from the coloring, the very fair hair and the mouth. The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more.
ernest hemingway calm down and control your thirst a little
“The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more“ is a hell of a line
No Homo: A Literary Masterpiece
What’s amazing about this is that Hemingway’s writing is never this good in any other situation
I’M FUCKING H O W L I N G I LOVE
THE MOUTH WORRIED YOU UNTIL YOU KNEW HIM AND THEN IT WORRIED YOU MORE.
Poor one out, lads, we may have lost one of the greatest gay erotica writers the world will ever see as a result of Hemmingway being born in the time period he was.