I ENJOY THE WEEKLY ROLL NORMALLY

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

@ominous-signs somehow this seems in your wheelhouse

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yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

people of colour deserve to be able to enjoy fluff and escapism and transformative media and silly fandom stuff the same way that everyone else is allowed to, i think. there’s a lot of unexamined hostility toward anyone who isn’t white; sometimes it’s subtle, and sometimes it’s not. there needs to be far more love and support for poc, and far less defensiveness and tolerance regarding racism in spaces like these.

Citations could be so awesome without copyright. Imagine just being able to click on a footnote and it takes you to the exact section of another book being quoted. Imagine how much that would do for stemming misinformation.

just finished spider-noir comics that I was aware of frankly a lot of them were #kindofyuck I understand we punch nazis I LOVE punching nazis but making literally everything in the story just nazis wasn’t very good story writing in my opinion. erik larsen hat shit was ass. I also wasn’t a fan of just how the 2020 storyline went. it was whatever. more nazi stuff was fine but frankly it was just whatever. I liked the original runs though they were neaties I liked when he got his shit knocked in among other things. marvel let me write for spider-man comics I will be better. I will winn

can I also mention like. The way otto was handled in it????? it kind of drives me insane. (SPOILERS) he was a raging racist who believed that black people shoukd be servants and could become servanrs by removing their will. and yet. and yet? He still said to treat them well. because you have to treat animals well. becuase they weren’t monsters. He literally says that on the panel where he is dehumanizing a woman that was kidnapped and trafficked, then unethically experimented on to literally remove her free will. because they aren’t monsters, they care for their creatures in the most humane way. isn’t that fucking insane. and then in the 2025 run he literally just makes everything nazis. they kidnap and orphan boy for experiments because thye are nazis. nazis steal some miney. nazis want to have a super weapon and need a gem for it. like sure man. whatever. you do you

just finished spider-noir comics that I was aware of frankly a lot of them were #kindofyuck I understand we punch nazis I LOVE punching nazis but making literally everything in the story just nazis wasn’t very good story writing in my opinion. erik larsen hat shit was ass. I also wasn’t a fan of just how the 2020 storyline went. it was whatever. more nazi stuff was fine but frankly it was just whatever. I liked the original runs though they were neaties I liked when he got his shit knocked in among other things. marvel let me write for spider-man comics I will be better. I will winn

can I also mention like. The way otto was handled in it????? it kind of drives me insane. (SPOILERS) he was a raging racist who believed that black people shoukd be servants and could become servanrs by removing their will. and yet. and yet? He still said to treat them well. because you have to treat animals well. becuase they weren’t monsters. He literally says that on the panel where he is dehumanizing a woman that was kidnapped and trafficked, then unethically experimented on to literally remove her free will. because they aren’t monsters, they care for their creatures in the most humane way. isn’t that fucking insane. and then in the 2025 run he literally just makes everything nazis. they kidnap and orphan boy for experiments because thye are nazis. nazis steal some miney. nazis want to have a super weapon and need a gem for it. like sure man. whatever. you do you

just finished spider-noir comics that I was aware of frankly a lot of them were #kindofyuck I understand we punch nazis I LOVE punching nazis but making literally everything in the story just nazis wasn’t very good story writing in my opinion. erik larsen hat shit was ass. I also wasn’t a fan of just how the 2020 storyline went. it was whatever. more nazi stuff was fine but frankly it was just whatever. I liked the original runs though they were neaties I liked when he got his shit knocked in among other things. marvel let me write for spider-man comics I will be better. I will winn

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

you can move files around on your desktop using click and drag. try it now

My problem is that I like to draw pictures