emilylikesturtles

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

did you know public libraries are free and beautiful

Soon enough the cigarette emoji 🚬 will go the same way as the real gun emoji and they will replace it with Blue Raspberry Ice Sour Fuck 9000 Disposable Vape