Nox

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

life is so hard when you love being competent and knowledgeable and helpful but you also love slacking off

april fools is nothing to me, I have the feeling everyone is lying to me every day

hte real april foule… was you.

for thinkjghing I did not care abou you.

my friende.

The main difference between the weather being uncomfortably cold, and the weather being uncomfortably hot, is that the things you can do in the cold to warm yourself up (hot food/beverage, blankets, cuddles, nice clothes like sweaters, thick scarves and snazzy jackets, getting exercise) are very pleasant and very effective, and the things you can do in the heat to cool yourself down don't do shit.

Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

No one talks enough about the fact that Jesus had a day job.

He repaired the relationship between humanity and god, he also repaired the table in his friend Mary's house cuz it wobbled too much.

“honey that guy who made our table got crucified” 

i am totally here for these Bonkers But Technically Canon Compliant religion posts

Jesus is the original Fire Lord Lee from the Tea Shop