there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better

at the people saying jack black couldn’t play star lord: why? no really, go ahead and tell me. I think I know the answer but I want to hear you say it.

good luck dude i dont think anything could have accurately prepared me for the sound that made

Oh sweet Jesus.

Where the FUCK is he?

If I had to see this, everyone who follows me has to too.

now THIS is why i refuse to leave tumblr. this horrible, beautiful, genius, fuckass shit

this....this is pure. fucking. gold. *applauds*

And this is why I love it here

thank u.........

@post-store

$103.99

I can’t read cursive handwriting

what does this say

i cant read cursive handwriting

bitch me neither thats why i asked

going on testosterone is so exciting im so glad to finally go through my himboification

my special friend calls it his PP Juice and I started calling it PP Up from Pokemon and so now it’s the PP Up Juice.

Honestly the minute I saw the word himboification I knew this post was gonna be good and I was not dissapointed. This is so fucking wonderful and I love the sheer universal experience of exasperation, concern, and just so fucking done with your shit from your doctors and nurses.

friend of mine calls testosterone but pronounced like macaroni

Can we talk about the bucket with toilet paper next to it

7 + 4 = 12

Mingus Reedus

The holy trinity