wait.

It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

Microsoft windows is always like oh yeah, we closed all your programs and restarted your computer while you were asleep. but don't fret ☝️we installed some spyware as a gift 😃

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

happy “reunited for longer than they were broken up” day

have alredy started growing my antlers for fall and they will be the most sexy and beauftiful ones yet ive decided

I love an open window and some cool clean air

Imposter syndrome but for things I like. Poser syndrome.

is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them