wait.

occasionally, you will discover an artist who drew roughly 300 beautiful pictures of your favorite characters over the course of a month and then never touched them again. you must accept this as a gift.

i cant stop saying "im gonna smile" lately its really funny to me. cause saying it that way makes it sound like a threat or something. like fuck if you dont watch out im seriously gonna Smile . im seriously gonna fucking Grin myself

of course in communist new york city they make you go to the sex hospital

universal healthcare NOW

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

i often feel like that one jerma clip where he goes like "AH. i forgot i was streaming i forgot i was playing a game i forgot i was sitting in a chair i forgot where i was"

"sorry for spam liking" sorry for redirecting the asteroid from planet earth thats what you sound like. thats literally what you sound like

"for my own sanity, i'm going to stop thinking about this!" ← person who's going to think about it all the time forever

"for my own sanity, i'm going to stop thinking about this!" ← person who's going to think about it all the time forever

#famously few birds in space#probably the safest place to take him

guy with dissociative amnesia voice: yeah i just don't think i have any sort of amnesia with the dissociation. i would remember if i was forgetting something

being in your 20s is not about love or education or careers. it is about constantly being exposed to mold & being greatly fatigued from it

and he loved those fucking kids. he spent too long on that aircraft carrier being an actual scientist, THAT was his problem. flying him to and from sanfran would've taken too long but they wouldn't have needed the amnesia drugs and the sedation anymore, just put his ass in front of those kids again and make him look them in the eye and see if he can still say no without throwing up in his mouth

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.