LEG HAIR IS A DYKES BEST FRIEND

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

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in the uk at least, doing that once or twice is rude but not considered illegal, but knowing full well that you have an sti and lying to a sexual partner and giving them the sti can be considered deliberate reckless endangerment. make sure he knows he's got an sti and make sure anyone he might sleep with knows too, if it's a treatable one and he doesn't get treatment + continues to sleep w people without telling them then that's a crime ^_^ also he should be killed

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs

He uh, skipped awful quickly to “stealing gold fillings” didn’t he?

we do have to contend with the fact that the reason there is this like perpetual conflation funnel that turns aave and other black dialects into 'gen z slang' and memes and the reason non black performers keep putting on blaccents and the reason pictures of black people just existing gets turned into memes is the same and its because its all minstrelsy.

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when you compliment or thank someone for being such a good friend to you and they hit you with the "i'm going to totally betray your trust soon and you're making it really difficult not to feel conflicted about it" stare 😂😂

the thing is you gotta milk these relationships for all they're worth because when you're a dog that's going to be euthanised soon in someone's eyes there's almost nothing they won't do for you however ☝️ you may struggle to get them to put aside their ethical hangups to have sex with you. in case you were wondering.

not me i dont want you dead.

i think there is a beautiful world out there and we are headed towards it. take my hand