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Louis B. Mayer, the founder of the Louis B. Mayer Pictures Corporation, which would later merge into Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM), established the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS) in 1927. Mayer's purpose in creating the award was to unite the five branches of the film industry: actors, directors, producers, technicians, and writers. Mayer commented on the creation of the awards: "I found that the best way to handle [filmmakers] was to hang medals all over them ... If I got them cups and awards, they'd kill themselves to produce what I wanted. That's why the Academy Award was created."

In the wake of a 1926 union agreement between film studios and technicians, Louis B. Mayer, the production chief of Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM) and one of the most powerful people in Hollywood, sought to strengthen the position of the studios in future union negotiations. [emphasis mine]

All major Hollywood awards are a popularity contest, that potential nominees have to put themselves up for, and the winner isn’t necessarily who is most liked so much who has the most money to spend on campaigning to remind voters, many of whom do not even watch or listen to the potential nominees ahead of both nominee and winner voting, why they should win. And the Emmy’s specifically, are nominated not by show but by episode! Entrants submit one episode that they feel best reflects their season of work—which for directors or writers who are only directing one episode a season makes some sense, but is also the case for actors, including mains. Nominees and winners create the taste by winning, and win by cultural or in-circle taste, creating a circle-jerk of prestige.

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"Person is so pure they probably don't even know what sex is." Purity isn't defined by the distance from sex! As if the more a person encounters sex in any context the less pure their soul becomes!

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(i feel like rose thinks spaghetti is SUPER cool and coos over her every time she comes over) anyways whoever owned the python previously cant anymore for any number of reasons, and Shane ends up with a second BIGGER snake named Bananas. (I could see the Cens doing a Bananas graphic set to the Charli XcX song in reaction to ??something?? (maybe shane hattrick) during games.)

Yuna having to muscle through a magazine shoot that wanted the snakes specifically. (i was originally gonna suggest Carbonara to match spaghetti but then i thoguth of the charli xcx song and snorted)

Also now Ilya blames rose for this second snake.

GOD rose kept in touch with a hollywood reptile person after working with them on a set and finds out they passed and now their animals need new homes including their ball python named banana, and ooooh who does she know who has an interest in and knowledge of snakes??? she has JUST the guy.

ilya is fucking FURIOUS. it's not enough!! that she has fucked his boyfriend!! now!! she brings a SECOND snake!! into the picture!!! exploding her!! with his mind!!!

and now shane owns a ball python named banana who has been named banana carbonara by rose so banana c (or nana carby for being cutesy) won't feel out of place in her new home. and as godmother, she needs to make sure her godsnake stays warm after moving from LA to canada, so she makes little hats for banana, so soon banana has an instagram that's just various pictures of her like

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the idea of shane having a separate small fridge in the garage where he keeps frozen mice for spaghetti, but this means when ilya asks about it in passing while shane is looking for water shoes, he's distracted and just goes, "oh, drinks and spaghetti" and ilya just ??? you have?? freezer just for pasta????? actually no this sounds like a Rule you would make yeah sure why not.

Spaghetti is all curled up and a little stressed out, since Shane so rudely removed him from his favorite piece of bark. But hey, this is nice and warm, and oooh, wow, that's a cave! Spaghetti likes caves.

In less than three seconds Spaghetti has slithered inside Ilya's sleeve. He is standing very still. There is a snake slowly wriggling over his armpit and he is not going to scream because he is So Incredibly Manly. The snake has flickered its tongue over Ilya's chest. He can feel its tiny snake nose poking around his nipple. If this snake bites his nipple he will make Shane sleep on the couch.

The snake climbs up to Ilya's neck and settles in a squiggly-shape on his shoulder, with its head peeking out of his collar. Shane turns around to put the disinfectant bottle away and pauses.

"Awww!" he coos. "You look so cozy!"

"Yes, he is very cozy." Ilya says. His voice is a little high-pitched. "Maybe he should go back now. We interrupted his nap."

"Oh, it's fine for him to be out a little longer," Shane says. "You're warm, he likes you."

"Well, it was rude to disturb him. Probably we should let him rest." Ilya says, trying to dislodge the invader from his shirt. Fucker. It's a good shirt and now he's stretching it out trying to evict a reptile. The things he does for love.

Shane takes pity on him and scoops Spaghetti out of Ilya's collar, then drapes him over a plant and shuts the enclosure door.

"You were very brave, babe." he tells Ilya, and kisses his cheek.

"I was not scared. I am very strong, very cool hockey player. It takes more than a little animal to scare me." Ilya lies.

the idea of this corn snake chilling in the equivalent of a snake mansion is KILLING ME. there are children with less space and enrichment than spaghetti.

also shane at 18 was still making an impression on his team in montreal and knew by then that "hey, i have a snake" gets side eyes he doesn't necessarily want, so only hayden knows about spaghetti on the montreal team, but after he's on the ottawa team, spaghetti comes up because ilya needs someone to understand his pain, and it becomes a superstition that if spaghetti eats his mouse no problem, then they have good luck for the next 10-14 days until he eats again. shane literally get @'d if the team knows it's Spaghetti Feeding Day and he doesn't report in of his own accord.

ilya HATES this superstition. it's not enough that the snake lives in the same house as him where he lays his sweet head each night. now spaghetti is even in the groupchat. he gets ASKED about SPAGHETTI THE SNAKE at his JOB!!!! he has SUFFERED!! more than JESUS!!!

reblogging with my own tags because i'm actually so emotional about the idea of shane like. not expecting ilya to interact with or even like spaghetti. shane knows people don't like snakes. (even his mom put on a good show, but he knows she does NOT fuck with spaghetti as a concept and was happy when he moved out along with shane to montreal). spaghetti gets introduced to ilya at the cottage, but like. the snake has his own room for a reason. a lot of people don't like snakes, and shane has also had the reptile owner experience of people even wanting his pet to be dead or talking about how they would kill him. so shane doesn't talk a lot about spaghetti, and he KNOWS ilya does not like his snake. and that's okay. ilya is willing to be in the same house as spaghetti and not say anything bad about him, and that's good enough.

and i am SO in my feelings imagining ilya getting to shane's house earlier than him one day during the season when they're still long distance and shane finding him in spaghetti's room talking to him. and ilya is clearly a little unnerved by this snake but is just, "if you could do less with the tongue, i think would be better for me, if you can manage this. *pause* see, no, it feels like you just did EXTRA tongue thing just because i asked you not to." and shane is??? hello??? what are you doing???

and ilya is a little flustered getting caught talking to spaghetti but also says he was trying to get used to spaghetti because he knows shane likes carrying him around but doesn't when ilya is over, and ilya doesn't want him to not get to carry his pet around if he wants to just because of him.

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tears in my eyes laughing at the idea of yuna drinking her wine and thinking, "oh you poor fool," because she senses a kindred "does NOT fuck with snakes" spirit, but that's something shane gets to handle on his own.

but meanwhile ilya who had not previously considered the idea that the snake could ever comprehend or desire escaping his enclosure is just when the snake did WHAT