girlmoss

Why is everyone in the world except me unable to figure out the optimal way to load a dishwasher, this is such a burden. I don’t want to be a dishtator but I can’t allow a variety of opinions when it just makes SENSE for wine glasses to be over here where the tray is deeper. You put a small leg-less glass there you’re going to run into problems later can’t you see that?? no long-term vision. No sense of greater strategy, but you can’t live in the moment while loading dishes. You know when fairytale princesses don’t want to marry and give would-be suitors impossible trials, well that would be a good one. I shall plight my troth to the first person who can load an entire dishwasher without doing anything preposterous

Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"

Tossing Another Log Onto The Fire voted greatest activity uncontested 50,000 yrs

When that shit gets crackling. Good God brother

I said ooh girl

sword made of damascus steel

So you're tellin me I can literally just copy a file from my computer onto this microSD card and then there's a whole game just ready to play on my 3ds? simple as?

I am the god of this fucking rectangle

[id: screenshot of a prompt notification to "Use Discord overlay in-game" over the up right corner of an excel sheet /end id]

big fan of creatures that are both divine and mechanical

there’s some kinda connection to be made between angels and robots but i can’t make it. someone else make this post for me

tarot card called "dont worry about it👍" and its someone standing in front of The Tower covered in blood and looking terrible but smiling and giving you a thumbs up

I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.

They look so good

(goes through an extended magical girl transformation, by the end of which I look the exact same, except I immediately shoot you with my perfectly normal gun that wasn’t there before)

No guys actually like classic cock. They just put it on when they’re in the car with other guys because it is the safest option and then they have to pretend to like it to each other to force a conversation

Typo on the dashboard. GET THEIR ASS