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as a bisexual, some of the shit y’all try to claim is “bi erasure” is just fucking BANANAS 

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

#and then Tony wonders when the hell HE became the responsible one#and promptly abandons his responsibilities#and jumps in his armor#to go zoom around the life size death star#pretending he’s Luke doing the trench run (via)

It got better!

I was gonna SAY, Tony would fly out there, look at the thing, and go…. No, this isn’t life size. Impressive though. Okay, bugs, put on these helmets, we’re taking this into orbit and doing this at 1:1 scale.

Guardians arriving back in Earth orbit for a visit: Rocket : When the **** did Earth get another moon? Peter Qull (with an indescribable look on his face, but knowing his entire life has built to this moment): That’s no moon!

Okay I am here for this.

Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I’m currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin.

update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and i’m in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie

update: THERE’S TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY

This is the most innocent hack ever

God this is such an old post and once again to clarify no I will not tell you how to do this

As a Publishing Professional I can say that this is 10000% accurate, and I am a little concerned you’re just giving away all of our industry secrets on Tumblr.

I am a famousy awards-winning author of BOOKS and I endorse this post.

I’ve seen this post 800 times and am only now realising that Neil Gaiman endorsed this post

shout out to all my sexy bitches who get light headed when they sit up 

Iron deficiency gang rise up (but not too fast)

That’s me not eating because I’m too in the zone of writing to get up to make food lmao

The Cats movie and the ‘live action’ Lion King exist at opposite ends of a spectrum but idk what said spectrum is

Where would Narnia be placed?

“We heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony.”

I ALMOST SPIT MY ROOTBEER

“Think you’re all aesthetic, huh? A real instagram Wiseguy!  You want something to blog about? We’ll give ya something to blog about!”

i would just like to thank every mcdonalds employee for their service because if i ever got the new roach mcflurry id kill someone

The machines aren’t broken, the employees are protecting us