just a city queer

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

hello, i am Rob Lox, and these are my blocks.

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected

I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema

As they should be. Can’t make paradise without scrambling a few universes.

Official ominous sign(s)

You definitely don’t get content like this on other webbed sites and apps

Of course there’s more to it but flint could just stand there saying nothing and the crew would want to kill him with hammers. That’s beautiful to me

Its also wild that despite basically constant “insubordination” you never (?) see flint resort to violence w the crew, nor corporal punishment, the way they do in the navy, like he does have some sort of line that he (intentionally?) seems to hold. He will talk men into what he wants, push comes to shove he will pull rank, he will demand, forcefully, that they fall in, all else fails in desperation he will try to take command without consensus, (which fails, of course) but he doesn’t swing he doesn’t lash out or seemingly take the sort of pleasure in doling out discipline/punishment that, for instance, silver seems to. Or rogers seems to. Much 2 think. The impies

he literally kills someone for challenging his authority in episode 1

I haven’t watched that far

It is genuinely mind blowing to me just how many Tumblr posts have changed my life for the better and taught me to be happier. Not all of the thoughts originate on Tumblr, but the way people collect and frame them has literally changed my brain chemistry.