The Sweet Green Homunculus

oh shit nummzy' hide the makeup¡

• iamb scared of thať first because sometimes a copy of me shows up there and mooves the same as me•

real quiet from you on the snibbwiggs news•••

He tries not to concern himself with what is fake and gay. He only wants what is real and gay.

He's literally a homuncuIus

Yes, but let him dream.

• iamb scared of thať first because sometimes a copy of me shows up there and mooves the same as me•

Guys, I think if I can kill or seal away 4 more musical wizards, I could end up being the headliner for the Shadow Wizard Money Gang charity concert to benefit knights with shitty vassal lords.

Can I ask why you edit most of these tracks on my side of the portal?

The conversion from mundane technology to magical realm technology isn’t kind to studio equipment. Last time I brought my beat sequencer to the magic realm, it came out the other side as a caged imp with a cowbell, but it immediately started chewing on the bars of the cage and trying to escape.

You and your imps 🙄

I’m a sucker for imp utilization, even if it is unethical, out of style, and largely problematic.

I was framed! Entrapment! It was actually @gavamont-clone-2 that said those things!

dude• you could literally just point out how he treats the other homunculi• he doesn,t have a leg to stand on•

If I was really a good wizard, I would have transmuted that tape to become a mixtape of my wizard jams.

Got that one for you, buddy. @feyosha I hope you enjoy the tunes!!

why thanks for asking' unky gavamont¡ you can simply use my code' „jimk1n22„ at checkout to receive an undisclosed discount on all orders above 3 tonnes¡

ewe weren’’t sposed to mention gav is related¡! now they knoooow he’’s a plant

He couldn’t shell out for better mix ins that would stop the madness?

that is actually the desired effect• as with many of master,s products•

On a completely unrelated note- Gav, would you like to come over for brunch tomorrow?

Sorry, I’m busy… alphabetizing my… emeralds.

the letter e has many mysterious properties•••

eet reealy ees meesteereees•••

14•2℅ of all homunculi also get a damage bonus• you can double that if lust homunculi are open to new experiences•

• iamb a diva• (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

A wizard that uses a cookie tin to hold her spell components. It’s very good for components that are liquid or runny, but you gotta be careful if she invites you over to tea.

Those cookie tins are for homunculus sewing supplies!!!

Those are the most dangerous tins. The thread is animated for most of those.

does my dear cousin remember when his threads were in the tin¿

does frankemstein remember being dudes¿•

Um. I actually don't think we need acceptance for that. I think we need to bring back shame, maybe even bullying, for guys like that

I think we should boil that thing alive and see if it says something different. And then possibly eat it with butter and lemon.

Is this really the way the wizard community wants to view my unique familiar that lives in perpetual pain? Suddenly we are opposed to unnecessary cruelty that makes everyone creeped out for no reason?

I'm all about kindness over cruelty, but yeah. That guy sucks

😔 guess I’m gonna feed another familiar to the homunculi.

(っ˘ڡ˘ς) yummers (っ˘ڡ˘ς)

Don't forget to leave me a good review on my ebay shop!!

Like hell! I need you to deliver on your snake promises! The Jester could teach you what that’s like.

Check inside the spring!

Sweet salamanders! The taipan is very angry about being being in a sleeve within a can!

Now, if Numamazza administers the antivenom I gave him, will you leave me a good review?

5 star! 5 star! Just give me the shot!

mmmm••• legos•••• (⁠◕෴◕⁠)

(╥﹏╥ ) i’’ll just eated it in mÿ imagination•

just make him buy you a new one• say it,s your birthday too¡

mmmm••• legos•••• (⁠◕෴◕⁠)

(╥﹏╥ ) i’’ll just eated it in mÿ imagination•

I heard that some of your components may be polyester and don’t react well to hot iron. Care to comment?