Falling Headfirst from Time to Time

did you guys hear about the nudist who went to chernobyl?

he got charged with exposure 😎

he’s, uh, fucking dead. 😎

There's no such thing as an AI "writer" btw

There are, however, whiny petulant children who look upon the attention and accolades that writers receive and respond with "hey! hEY!!!! You should be giving all that attention to MEE!!!!" and because they are children, they are unwilling to understand that this attention is the reward for things like effort, time spent, the vulnerability to see where your skill needs improvement, and the perseverance to work hard for those improvements. Instead they stamp their feet and shriek at the world that they should just GET all our attention, we should all clap for them because they were special enough to have an IDEA, and really an idea is the same thing as doing work, right?? Why aren't you all clapping??? And then they piss their pants when someone suggests that maybe they don't deserve the attention they think they do. And unfortunately 99% of these children are grown adults.

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

i would read that fanfic ngl

About my fish??

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

NOTHING will prepare u for how tiny this guy is

"He tried to run over an ICE agent" or any cop really, is just never ever true. It's always the cop putting themselves in front of a car so they have an excuse to murder someone.

@hamletthedane’s tags: #Vincent Van Gogh is crying somewhere in the after and I’m crying just thinking about that#you knew!! you saw the patterns!! there is a whole planet painted in the oils from your brush!!#TIL that the craft Juno went as close as 4000km from Jupiter’s weather surface#for context: the craft was closer to Jupiter than NYC is to LA#which is space terms is like. basically being on the planet#holy shit