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Tremors (1990)
'the moon is lonely because no one is awake when she is' the moon has hundredsofmillions of people with sleep disorders, partygoers, people with weird work schedules, people with new babies, people who have planned hangouts with friends in another timezone, people who just got into a new thing, etc etc etc etc to hang with every night ..
Iâm sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on youâŚ
i was in the physics lab today and we were working with lasers, so the Lab Freaks (legal name) were being very careful to stress that we Do Not Turn Around or Look Behind Us because weâll get extremely blinded by the power of high strength lasers
and iâm not gonna lie it was actually extremely hard to resist turning around. i misjudged orpheus it turns out this isnt extremely easy actually
okay iâll be honest i 100% looked back at the lasers. actually multiple separate lasers multiple different times. they were pretty
and i didnt get blinded. so clearly lab safety isnt real and you should always risk it cus taking risks is awesome #gambling
but uh. my ass is NOT making it out of the underworld đĽđĽđĽ
if you read my recall posts and think "wow, it feels like there is a recall at least once a week in the US these days" you are completely wrong
there are recalls every single day in the united states. please do not rely on one charming tumblr user to tell you about every one of the dozens of recalls that can happen in one single american day. I absolutely cannot even post about a tenth of the recalls that happen in the US.
I link to every official affiliated agency and official recall announcement on every one of my recall posts because I want you to be looking at the actual real official recall feeds and not just my rebloggabale edutainment posts where I also talk about international popsicle titles and cool internet comics
I know you have an internet connection

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Our grocery store has a Perishable Manager and a Non-Perishable Manager and I know itâs talking about the departments they oversee but really it seems like Seth may be mortal but David will never die
amen
one thing i love about helly in severance is that she really drives home how gender conformity is learned, not innate. like she's dressed as a professional woman, in heels and a skirt and makeup, but her voice and body language, all the little ways people perform gender, don't match it. she doesn't modulate her voice higher or modify her speech to be less blunt. she's got her shoulders up in a very tense, afraid posture (bc she IS tense and afraid) and she walks with a very purposeful stride. helly is helena without the years of training to be quiet and compliant, without years of being taught how to perform gender, so she just...speaks in her regular voice. has the posture of a scared little animal because that's what she is. it's gender non-conforming but it's not masculine or anything to do with her personal gender identity. she's just being a person, having realistic human reactions to the situation she's in. and so much of gender non-conformity for women is like this. you don't have to deliberately wear menswear to be seen as unfeminine. you can just not wear makeup or not shave your legs, just exist in your unmodified body and speak with your unmodified voice, and that's enough. i sometimes see art of helly in more masc clothing or trying on mark's suit and it's cute but i think reading her lack of "appropriate femininity" as a desire to present masculine kinda misses the key point that she is not acting like a man or a woman. she is simply existing as a human being
You know there is something so insidious about the ways in which people see single people. If you're single, for whatever number of reasons, and you speak about relationships people can get incredibly weird about it.
if you've never had a major Life Changing Move in Together Get a Joint Bank Account relationship people treat you as though you are some manner of lost puppy or over grown twelve year old. If you've had that type of relationship and it ended, for any number of reasons, people insist on knowing all the gritty details so they may judge whether you were the hapless victim of a crazy ex or you were the crazy ex. The concept that things can end amicably or even neutrally is bafflingly foreign to people.
Single people don't typically go around offering unsolicited relationship advice but they are expected to put up with every manner of unhinged advice on How to Get a Man/Girl/Whoever. When we do offer our advice it is met with absolute ire and dismissed as though we are a child that spoke out of turn.
Single people get to run the gambit of being infantilized and villainized for the mere mundanity of just existing without a partner. Countless people will tell you their relationship woes and then become livid when you have the audacity to suggest that maybe they don't have to be doing that.
Vintage China Airlines comb
Woaaah, weâre halfway there,
WOOAA-OOOOAAAAH

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"I begged Our Lady of Guadalupe to help me defend myself from my husband because he has always been abusive and would always get home drunk and hit me and Our Lady inspired me to practice boxing and the other day he came home drunk I put my gloves on and I beat the shit out of him and ever since he has not dared to hit me and that's why I'm thankful to Our Lady of Guadalupe."
I will never relate to a character harder than I do Howl Jenkins-Pendragon.
He had a choice: Give your heart to a Fire Demon and live in an ever moving castle as you are being hunted by a vicious witch who wishes to consume you
OR
Pay back your student loans
And he chose the former. So real of him. I would done the same, no second thoughts.
@mmarycontrary spotted you being hilarious exactly one year ago!
No but for real, his undergrad would've been virtually free, in the 1980s in the UK. For the sake of the bit, he likely did not do much teaching at all to support himself in grad school, let alone taking a part-time job, and would've been cobbling together some grants for his tuition and "research," but would have taken some loans for buying books, paying rent, eating, and living on. On the one hand, he went to Swansea, at a time when rent was cheap, and his car is garbage; on the other, he spends all of his money instantly on fabulous outfits, skincare products and instruments he can't play, so he probably could rack up debt in a really impulsive irritating way. Megan does imply that he received more financial support than he deserved, and squandered it.
His student loans were probably ÂŁ65.73, and he wouldn't have even had to pay them back until his income was high enough, but that concept probably freaked him out, because it implied he might get a job
NPS Photo of goldenrod blooming in front of Mount Rainier at Paradise, 8/18/26.
âAm I too late to see wildflowers?â This is a common question this time of year and the answer is no! While the subalpine meadows of Mount Rainier are moving past peak bloom, there are still many late season wildflowers to enjoy. On exposed hillsides, look for tall plumes of pink fireweed. White and yellow pearly everlasting is common along park roads. In drier areas, you may see bright spikes of goldenrod. Where are you still finding wildflowers?
NPS Photos of fireweed (left) and pearly everlasting (right), August 2026.
Remember, please stay on trails to avoid trampling wildflowers! There are plenty of opportunities for the perfect wildflower view from the trails.
For updates on whatâs blooming where visit https://go.nps.gov/RainierWildflower
Unfamiliar with Mount Rainierâs wildflower species? Check out the wildflower guide at https://go.nps.gov/RainierWildflowerGuide
Okay but true

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do you want a warm, weighted, vibrating plushie that acts like a heat seeking missile and intermittently stabs you? What I have just described to you is Felis catus and there is a dark secret to it
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I want you all to know that an Arab Muslim from Tunis proposed the Theory of Evolution near 600 years before Charles Darwin even took his first breath. Donât let them erase you.
his name is Ibn Khaldun
Also, it was not the apple falling from a tree that made Issac Newton âdiscoverâ gravity. He was reading the books of Ibn Al Haytham, an Arab Muslim from Iraq, who pioneered the scientific method, discovered gravity and wrote about the laws governing the movement of bodies (now known as Newtons three laws of motion) some 600 years before Newton existed. Without him, modern science as we know it wouldnât exist. Read on him. His achievements are far greater than what Iâve just mentioned here.
#no offense but arabs literally invented chemistry and algebra and we came up with the concept of the camera #the cataract operation thatâs still practiced today was invented by an Arab #we created alchemy and the wright brothers used abbas ibn firnasâ findings and writings to build on to create a plane #I could go on and on and on #pls donât erase our scientific history