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birdplushie

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

magn-animously

DIG

14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat

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buriedunderyourmum

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hannisconfused

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kitsunesakii

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yourlocalfandomfriendo

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thatghostthateatspeople

DIG

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OOPS TOO DEEP

DIG DEEPER

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satan-offical

controversial opinion:

#hot take #but i agree #reblog

Mermaids at the sea. Illustration for @jasperwithproblems, @user9983 and my upcoming project. I'm very proud of how it turned out.

Just the pencil sketch:

#my stuff #my art #mermaid #illustration

Cool bug I caught :)

#testing if tumblr will allow me to post pics #my stuff

Why wont tumblr let me post stuff 😭

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imsoooodrunk

Happy Pride Month🌈

#happy pride 🌈#canon btw #tf2 #reblog

magopescao

Dancing mercenaries!! 🕺✨

#wholesome #reblog

Went to the zoo this weekend, the fish and reptiles were awesome! These turtles seem to be buddies with the crocodile, so cute! :D

Idk if this is a coelacanth or not, if I'm wrong pls do correct me.

#my stuff #zoo trip #i wanna dye my hair like a gecko so bad now #fish #cool fish

bedupolker

Opposable thumbs are handy

#this is so cuteeee 😭#reblog

cursed-40k-thoughts

#reblog #great idea

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prostheticknowledge

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

johnnystompanado-deactivated201

the time is now

susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201

hell yeah

defibrinationsyndrome

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

spiffymuffin

caterjunes

it’s called the purple ramjet

jolys

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

grillmasterxbbq

shove a vase up your ass

lord-kitschener

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

fan-troll

i call it the matterhorn

poultrymancy

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

darklightescape

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

teapotsahoy

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

furiousfran

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

ifitaintbaroque

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

prettyyinpunk

Plate.

broadwaytheanimatedseries

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

ragingbookdragon-deactivated201

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

mysukisilentdeath

ITS BACK

ivory-reverie

M U S H R O O M

bill-nye-official-blog

en garde

mist-the-wannabe-linguist

ONE WILLIAM NOTES

detectivenyx

it’s 4pm, time to put a goblet in your ass

#reblog

licaijun99

Still, made for art telephone

#this is so tuff what the hell #reblog

hjartasalt

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

Huh

Huh

Huh

Hhhhhhh

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

0v9

lexeirikrleif

fruitloopghosty

offbrandbeethoven-blog

i

balance

Huh

For the balance.

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

yogg-saron

do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)

yogg-saron

THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST

wizardshark

this post is now 5 years old. Max is 10 and i hope he’s still schemin’

explorerrowan

There’s so much potential in this genre of joke. “There’s a fire in the kitchen!” etc.

yogg-saron

#max is thirteen now :(

i find it so genuinely hilarious that my little brothers age is measurable on tumblr specifically by people who have seen this post. i moved out a while ago but i know that he would love how often his dorky ass joke gets passed around on here. thank you all very much.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Max is an adult now

#reblog #max is 18 now

whotfareyoupeople

When someone insults you:

When someone insults your friends:

utdr-heritage-posts

utdr heritage post! (2015-12-13)

#a little late but #happy undertale post anniversary!#reblog

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