all the softness of a switchblade covered in blood

you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because she doesnt want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

Getting older on Tumblr means realizing that you really shouldn’t align your moral compass to what people on the “Everything Is Bad and Nuance Is Dead” website and instead go back to using this website for what its true purpose is: Posting about Jon Moxley’s waistline

Getting older on Tumblr means realizing that you really shouldn’t align your moral compass to what people on the “Everything Is Bad and Nuance Is Dead” website and instead go back to using this website for what its true purpose is: Posting about Jon Moxley’s waistline

Sometimes the best fic you’ve ever written isn’t on ao3. It’s in 50 frenetic discord messages sent over a fifteen minute span where you and your friend yes and each other into a perfect story that will never actually be written.

“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

The “+” in LGBTQ+ is for math.

It’s literally been years since anyone added something slightly clever or original to this post, so I would like to congratulate you and maybe even bestow some kind of award. I don’t have anything to give you though

It was simple addition, really.

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

can we like, have adaptations made by people who care about the thing they're adapting

Every time some showrunner is like "I didn't read the book" or "I know nothing about the game" I'm like??? WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE THEN?

Or just as bad, implies that the original work was boring and they’re going to “fix it.” 😡

all you new fandom members need to QUIET DOWN oh my god you're going to get us KILLED. we're happy to have you but if you keep talking about BULLSHIT like PUBLISHING fanfic for MONEY, Anne Rice is going to come back from the dead to KILL US. looking at YOU, maurauders fans, heated rivalry fans, byler fans...out here giving out interviews to news channels SHUT UP. we're going to have to start setting off firecrackers to keep the rent down.

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

i love how this is always showing up on my dash entirely free of the context that the ood’s response to this question is ‘the beast shall rise from the pit and make war against god’

Oh that’s just how it is in retail