all the softness of a switchblade covered in blood

i thought we were hating on the nolan odyssey because the costumes are not historically accurate, the actors are english/american and speak with those accents, the english translation they chose is waaayy to modern to be believable in a film, there is a distinct lack of color in the trailers in both clothing and editing (colors are SO important for depicting status from the dye trade), and it completely fails to capture the broken-hearted whimsey of the original epic. but NO. turns out people are being RACIST??? bro this is so fucking stupid. we are NOT the same. i will hate on my own terms.

Disabled lives are not inherently filled with suffering and when they are it’s usually because someone put it there.

Cant tell if I want to be fucked or killed

Cant tell if I want to be fucked or killed

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

Disabled lives are not inherently filled with suffering and when they are it’s usually because someone put it there.

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

I hate this site so much.

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

i think they should put doctor who in the public domain and let us all start taking cracks at it on youtube

you see that man as a stern daddy dom. i see him as a pathetic wet dish rag ready to be wrung out. we are not the same (but we are still brothers in arms).

New ask game: Reblog if you want your followers to tell you which wrestler has a similar energy to yours.

Ignorant American here. What happens if Binface wins?

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen