all the softness of a switchblade covered in blood

"woah they must have been on drugs when they made this!" "uhm this is clearly the author's latent fetish" "chill out its not that deep" <- the trinity of uncreative, incurious, boring as fuck responses to art and argument

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

i have normal thoughts and feelings regarding violence, torture, blood, etc

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

when you watch too much wrestling you will inevitably forget that normal people generally think the idea of intentionally shedding blood during a performance is horrific

when you watch too much wrestling you will inevitably forget that normal people generally think the idea of intentionally shedding blood during a performance is horrific

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"