Raspberry Texas Swirl

You have to imagine someone in the manufacturing and distribution process noticed this before it got to store shelves, and someone had to make the call "fuck it, we're not redoing it".

kitchen nightmares is such a funny show cus these ppl are like we NEED gordon ramsay to save our business and hes like the issue is the foods bad and theyre like how fucking dare you come into my house and insult me you’re an idiot and you don’t know anything and i’m going to kill you

this is all because I never experienced the triumphs and defeats the epic highs and lows of high school football

i like this evil post

Do you ever just touch your face and think “there be bones in me skin”

Ignore me I’m on ketamine

I wish I had bones

I wish I had ketamine

This is so iconic in so many ways.

I love going to Olive Garden to get bred

getting absolutely rawed at the olive garden

Really? Right in front of my unlimited salad?

You are so sexy can I do your taxes for you

Tom Nook ASMR

Who’s Tom Nook? A delicious little bimbo looking for a wild ride ? Direct Message me.