This has been in my queue for four months.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

ellievsbear
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Origami Around
cherry valley forever
Aqua Utopiaď˝ćľˇăŽĺşă§č¨ćśăç´Ąă
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

if i look back, i am lost
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Today's Document

hello vonnie
tumblr dot com
d e v o n
noise dept.
we're not kids anymore.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
EXPECTATIONS

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club

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This has been in my queue for four months.

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the rubber chicken vacuum cleaner
This video is incredible please watch it I highly recommend it
THE EDITING IS SO GOOD
THE MUSIC CHOICES TOP NOTCH
THE SOUND
THE VACUUM STILL WORKS WITH THE CHICKENS ON IT, THATâS THE KILLER
Iâd like to highlight:
@apmaffs
bringing this back because itâs time LOL
Gonna be reblogging this literally every other day until the last day of April đđ
(Facebook: Itâs Okay To Be Childfree)
âCongratulations - you just made a conversation about salad and hamburgers about the struggle of childbirth.â
TBH Parentfriends, Iâm probably tired of looking at pictures of your kid every other day, so I just hid you from my Newsfeed, because whatâs important to you isnât all that important to me. Sorry, not sorry, no oneâs feelings got hurt.
But if you start mommyjacking my posts, I will 100% make you cry into your keyboard.
#how unsatisfied are these people with parenthood that they have to validate themselves like this

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psa!!
donât let tumblr make you believe that you need:
- really good metal
- crazy rice farms
there is nothing inherently wrong with:
- hanging out between the mountains
- eating nuts off trees
- using the latest technology (like stones, and bowls)
motivational classics quotes
Hi guys! Hereâs a masterpost of some inspirational quotes taken from classical literature that you can use in your bullet journal, planner, or whenever you need some extra motivation! Italicized are some of my favorites that really help me stop procrastinating and get through the day :)Â
romans:
seneca:
âi will storm the gods, and shake the universe.â
âluck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.â
âif one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable.â
âit is not because things are difficult that we do not dare, but because we do not dare, things are difficult.â
âsometimes it is an act of bravery even to live.â
ovid:
ânothing is stronger than habit.â
âlet your hook be always cast. in the pool where you least expect it, will be fish.â
âendure and persist; this pain will turn into good by and by.â
âwhat is without periods of rest will not endure.â
virgil:
âthey can because they think they can.â
âlet us go singing as far as we go: the road will be less tedious.â
âwork conquers all.â
âpractice and thought may forge many an art.â
âwe cannot all do everything.â
horace:
âadversity has the effect of eliciting talents, which in prosperous circumstances would have lain dormant.â
âhe who has begun has half done. dare to be wise; begin!â
âremember when lifeâs path is steep to keep your mind even.â
âmix a little foolishness with your serious plans. it is lovely to be silly at the right moment.â
âhe who feared that he would not succeed sat still.â
catullus:
âoften has leisure ruined great kings and fine cities.â
âif anything has happened to one who ever yearned and wished but never hoped, that is a rare pleasure of the soul.â
âi hate and i love. perhaps you ask why i do this? i do not know, but i feel it happening and i am tortured.â
greeks:
homer:
âthe fates have given mortals hearts that can endure.â
âsome of the words youâll find within yourself, the rest some power will inspire you to say.â
âfor a friend with an understanding heart is worth no less than a brother.â
âthere is a time for many words and there is a time also for sleep.â
sappho:
âmay I write words more naked than flesh, stronger than bone, more resilient than sinew, sensitive than nerve.â
âbeauty endures only for as long as it can be seen; goodness, beautiful today, will remain so tomorrow.â
âyou who judge me, for me you are nothing.â
plato:
âbe kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.â
âno one should be discouraged who can make constant progress, even though it be slow.â
âmusic is a moral law. it gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything.â
âthe first and best victory is to conquer self.â
âthe beginning is the most important part of the work.â
aristotle:
âthe roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.â
âpleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.â
âpoetry demands a man with a special gift for it, or else one with a touch of madness in him.â
âwe are what we repeatedly do. excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.â (misattributed, but too good to pass up :) )
plutarch:
âthe mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled.â
âwhat we achieve inwardly will change outer reality.â
âto make no mistakes is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future.â
âpainting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting that speaks.â
âto find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.â
I hope you find these useful, or at least enjoyed reading through them! Let me know which are your favorites!Â
xx, penelope
i like to pretend i donât give a fuck but honestly i donât think iâve ever not given a fuck in my whole life
thoughts on the friendzone
when i was 5 years old my best friend was a boy named kyle who didnât know how to knock on doors so he made dinosaur noises outside my window to wake me up in the summer until i demonstrated how to ball his fists and slam them against my doors. Â we collected caterpillars in my trailer park and built them houses while we traded pokemon cards. Â he wasnât the only one. Â there was ben, and mitch, and noahâbut kyleâs the only one who hurt me, because when he tried to kiss me and i asked him why, he told me âbecause youâre a girl and iâm a boy, shouldnât we like each other?â
i missed him so much and i wondered why he couldnât just be my friend like he always was
in the first grade there was rich and joseph and i got sent to detention with them almost every day with a smile on my face. Â we built block towers and sang to my teacherâs lion king soundtracks when sheâd turn the lights off during lunch time. Â one day they got in a fist fight over me at recess, and i wondered why they felt they needed to share my friendship, like it was something they owned.
in the second grade zach and i played yu gi oh under our desks during free time and i got moved for talking to him constantly. Â everyone in the class would tease him and i for talking, asking when we were going to date already, asking him if heâd kissed me, and he stopped being my friend.
when i was 11 i met a chubby boy with the name of a colour who wore puffy vests and unwashed t-shirts, with greasy hair and bright blue eyes and a smile that hid hurt behind it. Â people didnât like him because he was silly, but i liked him, because i was also silly. Â he became my friend the day he bought me 5 giant roses and asked me to be his girlfriend, and i politely declined but promised him iâd be his best friend because iâd always wanted a best guy friend that stuck around. we burnt our feet on the concrete during the summer and walked home with the sunset silhouetting us. Â he talked often about how he loved me, but never blamed me for being me, even though he refused to move on. that boy dyed his hair jet black and sat on the end of my bed playing songs to me on guitar, and all that pent up rage from before didnât show until the first time he slapped me across the face and called me a dumb cunt.
in the 7th grade there was a boy named ryan who sat next to me on the bus and talked to me about manga. Â heâd ask me personal invasive questions but i didnât mind because it was attention and i liked attention. Â i was dating another guitarist with curly brown hair, one who was much more kind-tempered than the other, and ryan mentioned how much of an asshole he was every day. Â i wondered, why, why does he think the love of my life is an asshole? Â but whenever i asked him, he just told me, âgirls only date assholes. Â thereâs no room for nice guys like me.â
i wondered, if he was so nice, why did he say such mean things?
he never stopped with me, taking me to movies, hanging out with me, you know. Â being friendly. Â i thought we were friends. Â but then, how many times had i thought that before?
how many times had i bonded with a boy, thought they got me, only for them to ask me if i wanted to make out?
how come when i told ryan i was coming out as a lesbian, he stopped being my friend, and said âdamnit, the one girl i really want to pound into a mattress, and sheâs only interested in chicks!â
there was a boy my junior year who stayed up all night with me until the sun rose, talking about life, past loves, hopes, dreams. Â beneath a million twinkling stars spanning forever, he brushed long brown hair out of his eyes and listened to me talk about the history that made me. then he asked me if iâd ever consider dating a guy, and complained about how heâd never get laid.
when i told him no a couple hundred times, he found new girls to listen to.
i would sit on the couch and play zelda with dakota, and heâd talk about all my favourite games with me. Â he was the closest thing to support i had, and the letters and poems he wrote me were always so kind and friendly. Â but heâd put his arms around me on the couch, and no matter how many times i told him i was uncomfortable, heâd still come over every day and do it.
âdonât you know how it feels to love someone and not have them love you back? Â donât you know what it feels like to be friendzoned?â
when i meet guys who talk about the friendzone, who talk about the girls who donât give ânice guysâ like them i chance, i always want to just say
when i was 10 years old i met a girl whose brown hair fell across her shoulders and whos eyes sparkled when the sunlight hit them, whose voice was like velvet and whose scent was like mountain smoke, who made me dizzier than a fly climbing a sugar hill. Â and iâm 18 years old, and i still love her, and she knows, and she doesnât love me.
but my first thoughts upon hearing her rejection were not âwhat a bitch,â were not âshe just wants a douchebag and not a nice girl like me!â were not âim going to keep pushing her until she dates me,â
they were
âshe is the best friend i have ever had, and i am the best sheâs ever had, and i would hate to take that away from her.â
so before you play the victim, mr. Nice Guy, before you angrily throw your fedora on the ground and blame the girl you claim to adore so much:
put yourself in the shoes of a girl who thought she made a wonderful friend, only to find out that he just wanted her for sex. Â that he just wanted her for a relationship. Â a girl who was just an object to win, a prize. Â a girl whoâs trust youâve just shattered.
maybe she friendzoned you. Â but you girlfriendzoned her, first.
I am clapping for this, you just canât see it.
okay honestly wow Iâm oh my god just
GIRLFRIENDZONED!! OH MY GOD YES
Hazel Scott playing two pianos at the same damn time with ease
Hazel Scott was a musical sorcerer and a civil rights hero. Â She:
 was admitted to Julliard at 8. Â
was performing in top venues by 16. Â
pioneered âswinging the classicsâ and made the equivalent of a million dollars a year doing it. Â
was the first person of color to have their own national TV show. Â
went to Hollywood but refused to be cast as a âsinging maid.â  Demanded and got control over her casting, her wardrobe, and how footage featuring her was cut. Â
refused to perform in segregated venues and led charges for integration in several northern cities, notably Spokane. Â
She was brought down by the House Committee on Unamerican Activities, and has been largely forgotten. Â But she was a sorcerer, and a hero. Â
@theladyragnell
Letâs un-forget her.

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CANDLES AND PENS AND FOUNDING FATHERS WHO SING
THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
REBLOG THIS EVERY JULY 4TH
hey hey I was born today
Reminder For The 4th
Remember to mark your home with an American flag, so come Independence eve, Uncle Sam will know to pass over your home so he wonât snatch up your first born child
CANDLES AND PENS AND FOUNDING FATHERS WHO SING
THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
REBLOG THIS EVERY JULY 4TH
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iâm convinced that the ice age franchise wonât end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits⢠and eyelashes
noâŚ.. No
NO
No you donât understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there werenât hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scratâs actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scartâs only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of âweâre 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!â That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case itâs used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!
However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isnât the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scartâs actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? Thatâs right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.
i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart
âwhat motivates Scart? Thatâs right: the nutâ is the funniest fucking string of words Iâve read in my life