Life Uhhhh Finds A Way

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. I click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

i don't know who needs to hear this but stop trying to charge $300 for your used sofa. for your used dining table. $300 is like, the maximum price you ask for a washer and dryer set, and that's if it's a NICE set. a used dining table shouldn't be more than $50, $25 if it's even a little bit wobbly, and a sofa can go up to $200 if you're actually in a pet free smoke free home but anything above that is too much and everyone putting these proud prices online is making thrift stores ask stupid prices in person now too!!

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

it's incredibly fucked up that there is a group of disabled people (people with psychosis) who cannot even disclose their condition online or to others without a deluge of humourless losers deciding that their first reaction will be to try and trigger that psychosis with shitty "jokes". same category of people who will send flashing gifs as soon as someone says they have photosensitive epilepsy. these cunts would feed someone a known allergen just to be edgy. imagine being such a feckless dog-like bastard that disability is a funny thing to exploit for the sake of being edgy and not an act of incredible violence

hi have you considered not putting examples of unreality jokes in my notes when you guys reblog this? you are aware i see them right, I don't want to see that shit on a post I'm complaining about it

this is all pewdiepie’s fault

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

this life can be so harsh and cruel and scary. i must cultivate love wherever i can

cause of death: who give a shit

cause of death: none of your fucking business

never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

signs at stores? émail? menu ?? instruction ? post online ? caption with andswer to question ? group hand outs ??? street sign ??? no. The Written Word Is The Enemy

can someone tell me what this post says I didn't read it

‘’leave them on delivered’’ but why do i have to show less love to be loved