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must a villain be redeemed? isn't it enough that they're bitter, evil, and most importantly, hot?

But what can you redeem them for? Cool prizes? 

how does it feel to be the funniest person on my notes

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

I love ruined castles so much we should build a bunch of castles for no reason and then hit them with hammers to ruin them up a bit. Put a chest with a rusty shortsword in a few. For hikers to enjoy

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

laying an egg hard and loud

will the person who tagged this “stephen colbert” please approach the bench.