|Bro Stop Letting The Darkness Consume You|

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

my only crimes were loving too much and confusing love with violence and so also extreme violence too i guess also i stole a few things too

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

who wants to come to my bedroom and watch me smoke weed and bang my head against the wall

a lot of ADHD behaviours and barriers feel like sims logic playing out in real time like i did my laundry but i had to pee and sleep so i stopped and i haven’t folded it yet except i can’t fold it yet because i need to eat but i can’t eat because the laundry basket is in front of the fridge. someone keeps queuing actions but they’re getting cancelled

steps out of the shower completely dry after parrying every drop of water with my bathroom greatsword

had a dream that I had a pair of headphones whose "low battery" sound was a weak and hacking dry cough

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

Your monkeys ?

those aren’t mine.

hey asshole. i can feel you skipping through my dialogue. did you even consider how that might make me feel

being a hater is so fun until you see someone who is a hater 80% of the time and then you're like christ i hope i dont sound like that person and you stay on your best behaviour for 3 days

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

And sluts to sluts.

amen

what if after job interview you catch a glimpse of the person’s notepad & see they wrote “things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl”