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This is awesome on so many levels.
Ladies andĀ GentlemenĀ i present to youĀ John Carpenterās The Thing,Ā as performed by the claymated, Antarctic cast of the hit childrenās animation Pingu. Directed by Lee Hardcastle,Ā in under 3 minutes. Noot, Noot.
Oh my fucking god.
JESUS CHRIST
Iām still amazed at how they got a ānoot nootā to sound so much like a āfuck youā
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Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.
He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"
"What?"
He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"
"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."
Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.
Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.
This is like lingerie for electronics
my first love...
im really desperate to know who the fuck lent him this thing and agreed to let him review it like they had to know he wasn't gonna be nice about it
you can actually hear the hatred in his voice
I DRIVE A 2025 TESLA CYBERTRUCK
I DRIVE A TESLA CYBERTRUCK
I WEAR AN OMEGA SPEEDMASTER AND AN APPLE WATCH WHILE I HUMBLEBRAG TO MY THERAPIST WITH WHOM I AM MAKING NO PROGRESS
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NO FEAR.Ā The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGEĀ that the Muppet adaptation was the best
(source)
hi i hope i get to be the one to break this news on Tumblr, because
I am reading Tim Curryās 2025 memoir, Vagabond
and in it, he not only devotes a chapter to Muppet Treasure Island, but also references this very post
so, to recap
no, Tim Curry is absolutely NOT a Muppet; however
yes, he and Miss Piggy ABSOLUTELY fucked
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I used to know this guy who had a bit that he'd habitually do while hanging out in a group, where he'd make eye contact with this really worried "dude there's something I gotta tell you" look on his face and very subtly gesture at you like it's important, and you need to hear this, but he doesn't want anyone else knowing, so you've got to be discreet about it. And he was a good guy and a good friend, so him wanting to tell you something that that he doesn't want to tell everybody could very well be him trying to spare you from embarrassment, or even warning you about something dangerous going on that isn't apparent on the surface of the situation.
And once I'd lean in to hear what he's got to say, he just whispered in my ear: "you're gay."
And he was so fucking good at doing it, that I fell for it every goddamn time.
[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this
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TIL Ray Bradbury first titled Fahrenheit 451 āThe Firemanā, then called a local fire station to ask what temperature it would take to actually ignite books. The responding firemen placed him on hold and burnt a book, then reported that the heat required was āFahrenheit 451ā³.
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Thatās such a fire fighter thing to do.
āYou know what? Thatās a good question. Iām gonna put you on hold while I find outā
My dad used to design kitchens at Loweās and one day he got a dude from one of the national labs looking to buy a countertop. Dad sent him home with a sample of a quartz-composite countertop to make sure the color will look good with his existing cabinets. The dude asks my dad what the composition of the countertop is and whether itāll melt if he puts a pot on it (since itās a composite and not pure stone) and Dad gives him some rough numbers and reassures him that it wonāt melt if he puts a hot pan on the counter. The dude comes back with week later without the sample. The dude gives dad a detailed list of the countertops composition, to the nearest hundredth of a percentile, and the exact temperature it melts at, because he took it to his lab and melted it down. tldr, itās not just firefighters.
Imagine giving someone a sample of the granite you use to make countertops and they come back a few days later just to tell you they fucking dematerialized it
Ok, but this is just, like, what people do if they have access to equipment. We justā¦ put shit in it. Just to see. At this point, Iāll try and hit just about anything with an arc, just to see. Iāll sand and polish anything youāll let me, if Iām bored enough. If I had a machine that could melt something down and tell me exactly what was in it? Iād be just waiting for parts of my world to become ātrashā so I could de-materialize it and turn it into knowledge of what it was.
I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.
if you go from biology to physics without dying first you donāt go to heaven the uber driver went over this already
Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting
I have placed her in a more fitting setting
For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"
LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAKĀ
why do i even tryĀ
I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR
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Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is
So like an hour ago I just learšŖØļøµļøµned thatā what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that
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sits on my own blog like itās the edge of a lake wistfully
skips a stone over a few posts
