The Ass Cometh

friendship is so crazy like wdym your friends don't read you your favourite fanfics on call when you're sick...what do you even do then?

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP POSTING GORE?!?!? I'M GOING TO BE SICK!!! THANK GOODNESS MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE WORKS FULL TIME KILLING THE FOUL HOUNDS OF HER KIND OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE BEEN TURNED TO POWDER BY NOW.

help i got stuck in gnome tumblr again

get the fuck out of our Tumblr???? that guy was my barber 😭

I'm scared guys someone get me out of the gnome internet

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

Honestly I miss the energy Tumblr had when the first Pacfic Rim movie came out. Everybody was talking about who they were drift compatible with and that was like a huge compliment. Ppl were drawing Kaijus, and Jaegers, naming ‘em. It was a better time

The image won’t load but god I hope it’s Robopope, The Robot Pope.

[Image: a fanmade Jaeger made in the official Pacific Rim custom Jaeger designer. Representing Vatican City, it is, in fact: Robopope, the Robot Pope. /end ID]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

Working w my jiujitsu instructor tonight and he's like "An important concept when practicing jiujitsu is tori-uke. The uke is the person on the receiving end of the technique" and I had to clamp my mouth shut so hard