Randy’s Room Of Infinite Bullshit

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

This is just Mitch Conner from South Park

Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.

Kilo.

Uniform.

November

Golf.

Papa

Oscar

Whiskey

Papa

Echo

November

India

Sierra.

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

World Heritage Post

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

Werner Herzog when

Marie Curie's notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They're so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes "yea there's a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush." like wat excuse me

Thinking about Warhammer 40k Chaos Grimoires for no reason in particular

And then he goes home to do the Pinup

I can haz Archaeotech?