Incomprehensible Japery

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

Journey to the West is like 1/4 buddhist enlightment allegory, 1/4 dnd campaign vibes, 1/4 "yeah ok i guess this might as well fucking happen," and 1/4 miscellaneous cartoon slapstick sound effects

its not bratting, idiot, its actually called 'generating aggro'

“how long have you been on tumblr?” i remember the term “nightblogging”