Oh boy have I pissed off the transphobes with this one.

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

are you enough of a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER to take me to the zoo to look at the animals

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

i’ve become a completely different person like 5 separate times since making those posts and there are STILL people finding them somehow

My mother lives with constant fatigue and discomfort. Simple daily activities have become much harder because of her condition.

Doctors have advised treatment and surgery to remove the thyroid. We are currently trying to raise the remaining funds needed for her medical care.

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

give me your most controversial music opinion

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

the miserable bitch industry would crumble without me

the lion does not concern herself with papa