ramb's nonsense

This is not to say I personally believe Bucky to be especially Spock coded. But that Steve sees him as the more level headed one, at least pre winter soldier. And he's autistic. I digress. Bucky WOULD have loved star trek he needs to show Bucky star trek after the whole, yknow, everything

Prewar Bucky would have also thought he's Kirk btw. They both think they're Kirk. The dynamic changes due to the Everything of course but there was a brief moment in time when they both would have thought the other is Spock

This could be an ongoing debate honestly. "Cause you're skinny and you don't like girls" "I don't- I'm not anymore. And I'm the captain.." "yeah, but-"

Summary: no one involved was drinking sake.

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

don't infantilise yourself. you are not a child who needs an adult to make your decisions for you. you are a splendid and magnificent autocrat and you are consulting your trusted advisors. you are exercising great wisdom by inviting an expert to give their opinion before making your ruling. often the path of wisdom is to say "good morning, I'm trying to [perform task] and I have a question about [aspect], can you tell me who I should speak to for advice?" before you do it. sometimes the path of wisdom is to hire a plumber. there are times when you cannot do things for yourself but that doesn't mean you are not an adult. you don't need a grown-up. you need a specialist.

Funny enough I think that’s more scathing