ramb's nonsense

did you know if you get up at 4 you can squander two whole hours before 6am

You’re reading a geometry textbook and sweating really hard because the cubes are kinda butch

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

some fandom disagreements are like "I see your point but I think this other aspect of the narrative is more significant," and some are like "I don't think you can read."

Good movies have 4.1 stars on letterboxd. Great movies have 3.4 stars on letterboxd. Unfortunately mid movies also have 3.4 stars on letterboxd so its hard to tell till you watch them.

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish