so it goes

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

but people shouldn't react to the incentives i create. they should just be virtuous and do the thing i want instead

i don't believe in long-horizon planning, i simply don't think it's possible to reason about your actions more than like half a day in the future. guys who claim otherwise are the kind who flipped ten heads in a row over the span of a couple years and now make a living telling you how you too can get really good at flipping coins. claude still has not beat pokemon and neither have i, nor will anyone ever beat pokemon, it's simply too difficult, it can't be done

those suffering from horrible transformations (lycanthropy, witch's curse, fourier, etc)