who's asking?

i showed my sister a photo of when codypunk were literally bumping noses and she, for a split second, thought i was showing her an edited photo of them kissing. i think that explains how close they were.

Fouling in the MLH takes a steep decline the first year Shane & Ilya play together on the Centaurs, and they’re a bit confused why all their regular season games have been relatively un-physical. Then in one game against Toronto, some idiot (probably Dallas Kent) crosschecks Luca, and the Centaurs activate the Hollanov Power Play Special they’ve been training for all season and Toronto is swiftly, instantly, and absolutely fucked. Suddenly it becomes very clear why every team in the league is on their best behavior against Ottawa: because against Shane and Ilya’s power play, a foul will almost always cost you a fucking goal. That’s how insane their power play percentage is, and all the other teams can do is never give them a reason to be on the ice together. (Personally, the other Centaurs love this and go out of their way to draw fouls, just to see the immediate horror on the other team’s faces)

cm punk and cody rhodes are gonna be the death of me i feel like im interrupting something every time they speak to each other

cody and punk really have been giving Romantic lately huh

sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"

shop that only sells low level hexes called The Inconvenience Store

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

Matt Damon literally called Ben Affleck "one of the great loves of my life" totally unprompted. Saw a picture of him and said that. Is it even Real Person Fiction at this point? It's just the truth.