who's asking?

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

no worse feeling that going on some subculture fashion clothing website and seeing the size chart runs from extra small to petite to pequeño to microscopique. yeah here at DeathKillFuckShadow Fantastique Cloth Imaginations i think you’ll find that we see the world a bit difference… we have bleak brutal imaginations… what if blood and fangs were COOL… but we cannot in our most tortured imaginations picture a woman who has a stouter frame than the fucking Insulindian Phasmid

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

i like that this blew up and 90% of the notes dont know it was a shane and ilya post

Lawd. 🥵😍

“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.

Lmao @firejayswisha 🤣 this goober

I had to a double take like “who tf is this??”🤣

🤣😭 I wanna know what he said to them to get to take this picture lmaooooo

Timothy Thatcher is kinda pretty when he suffers. He always looks a little pissed off at himself for getting himself in that situation.

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.