who's asking?

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

listen. if your mutual suddenly starts referring to The Character with different pronouns, you must go along with it. that character is trans now. they’re right.

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

having a circus background does make you an inherently outrageous person. when i feel nostalgic i sigh and get out my devil sticks to do a little juggling to feel better

sorry for the things i said when i was in a non air conditioned space

And we call these "Ampelmännchen" ("traffic lights little man").

omg that's amazing! I wanna visit Germany just to take pictures of all the cute traffic lights.

that translation is accurate except for that last part. pflegestufe doesnt really translate to a state of need, its moreso means that the weed would leave you disabled in a way that makes you legally eligible for care or assistance

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

my personal experience of Iron Lung is sooo special to me. i watched the movie in the cinema but i had poured a 15% ABV alcoholic energy drink directly into my slushy which sank directly to the bottom, failed to consider this, essentially skulled that whole drink before the credits were even finished and was so drunk i dont remember any of the movie other than that i continued to sip my second drink every time markilplier said "fuck" or "when there was blood on screen" and then tried to rewatch it in 144p on a projector on my BLUE living room wall where it looked like the evil version of Iron Lung where instead of blood it was shit. not had any thoughts about the movie ever since and i think thats very beautiful. someone tell Markiplier im sorry.

It’s important that everyone knows he lives in my house

realised i meant trailers and not credits, killing myself